MPSIMS is a real wealth of 'em right now:
Anything for love?
Bees! Bees! Bees!
Is there a good alternative to stuffing wads of Kleenex up my nose?
Honorary Doctorates
I’m moving to Bowling Green, OH…
That stupid SDMB Friendship thread is gonna get me in trouble!
A WARNING For The Guys…
My coworker is using her vibrator. (On her shoulders!)
Why we’re moving
Horses Are Prejudiced (And Other Interesting Things) - MMP
Name your favorite Doper Smartass!
The squirrel who fell from the tree …
I dislike using tragic threads for these, but this just *cannot * be passed up:
**There has been a Tragic Flobie Accident …
Three teens dead, two more critically injured. **
Immediately below this thread:
Hey guys, this woman swallows…
Smelly friend… what to do?
Anything for love?
Half-eaten wife used as bait to trap killer Tanzania lion
(mpsims)
Fuck you NBC… It’s the US Open, you morons!
OMG…picking my jaw up off of the floor.
(pit)
Pothole 1, Ferrari 0
How badly did I screw up?
There has been a Tragic Flobie Accident …
RIP: My bedside clock radio
What is the Spanish word for “cow brains?”
Wireless networking
Who/What are the Borgs?
Band names & Movie characters
Make up a punchline
Who did the best drug music?
What bugs really gross you out?
Give me good pizza recipes!
Should I get a motorcycle?
Straight guys, help a girl out
Ashcroft Busts terrorist, Leaves Codpieces Behind to Corrupt Our Freedoms
Am I wrong, or is this rude? At the very least, inconsiderate
Whoa… (WARNING-- dream-related, long and a wee bit adult)
Would you be interested in a book of this stuff?
Damnit…like I said earlier, I dislike using tragic thread titles, but this one is doing it to me again:
**Three teens dead, two more critically injured.
How badly did I screw up? **
:eek: :eek: :eek: This gets my bi-yearly “LOL” post… ::::imagining a marquee "The Martian Chronicles, opening for The Borgs!!!:::
Bees! Bees! Bees!
Quasi Flies!
MPSIMS:
“I’m thinking of giving some waffle irons to the homeless”
“Things about humans that would surprise aliens”
“I’m an idiot”
“Odds on Idiots Delight solitaire”
“Dress up day”
“Getting married in six months - things starting to fall apart sigh”
“I’m an idiot”
“I feel like my life is pointless”
“I Am An Idiot.”
“Two things that made me chuckle this week”
“We were so poor…”
“Young Squirrel Learns a Big Lesson!”
“Weird foods you grew up with…”