Not terribly funny per se, but I just noticed this lineup in the Pit:
To the HFStival participants on Metro on Saturday, 5/25
To the Security people working the main gate of HFSestival on 5/26
Dear Coworker: Were you really THAT hungry?
Dear Impatient Laundry Room Jackass
Dear F*cknugget: This is NOT A LIFESTYLE!!!
Note the well-executed correspondence theme, along with the ordered pairing of the HFStival rants and the escalation of recipients from “Coworker” to “F*cknugget” (which I edited because this isn’t the Pit, though I know the asterisk isn’t fooling anyone). It is a work of beauty, almost Zen in its simplicity.
Either that, or my roommate went and slipped something into my root beer.
