Sequential Thread Titles of the Caribbean

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FWIW: Hiccup Cure

right here:

China erects World’s Largest Condom

Anniversary inflation (help me find a gift!)

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Satisfaction Guaranteed…
Depressing. I’m at a loss for words.

In the Pit:

When going on a date, bathing is recommended.
Presidential candidate Bob Graham doesn’t count

Mountain Dope 2003 pics
More elephant jokes? Well, if you insist

Dear Customer, you are no longer welcome in our stores
Remember the blood of heroes

Health news for men
Great News!! Frequent masturbation lowers prostate cancer risk. Flog the dolphin: It’s good for yer health!

Three sequential titles, all about the “masturbation good for health” article. Think the idea is popular?

Well, there SHOULD be a new line between “…cancer risk.” and “Flog the…”. You get the idea.

MPSIMS:

France bans e-mail

Anyone know American Sign Language?

Man gets entire left side of body cut off!
Is this thing for making steamed milk?

Groups Fight Over Fate of 174 Feral Chihuahuas
Three Year Olds Don’t Tell Funny Jokes

Man Found Guilty After Mooning Jury
Why Men Should Not Wear Thong Underwear

Fashions You Wish Would Make a Comeback
Anybody want to hire a geek?

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Menstruation is pretty dramatic
Why men should not wear thong underwear

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Cat Scratch Fever!

HELP! Need Kitten Advice

Man Found Guilty After Mooning Jury
A New Hope for sexuality discrimination and bigotry in schools.

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I just e-mailed ABC News
Why Men Should Not Wear Thong Underwear

The Maze of Pain
Best eBay Description Ever!

MPSIMS:

Finding Ms./Mr. Right…
Doper Dating Bulletin Board

MPSIMS:

How to react to a new tranny?
My new girlfriend has fantastic breasts. And I don’t care.

MPSIMS:

The “Why, Exactly, Do You Work Here?” Thread
Hi. I got nuthin’.

Right now in GQ, a Triple Header:

**TMI Alert: What does shit taste like?
Why does everything taste better with fat?
Why is there no blue food?
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My new girlfriend has fantastic breasts. And I don’t care.

I have a stack-oriented mind.