I’ve been waiting for these 2 Pit threads to line up:
Stupid moderator
Just how fucking stupid do I look anyway?
**To those with strong opinions
We don’t care, we don’t have to, we’re the phone company
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Well, neener neener neener then!
**A naked man tried to break into our apartment. That’s it. We’re moving.
It’s that time again - Halloween Costumes! **
Heh heh. Some costume! 
How you get infants to keep shoes and socks on?
Left? Right? Give Me a Second.
And they’re off again.
**So, what will cause someone to get fired on the spot where you work?
You can get PAID to do that? **
Apparently not.
**I Don’t Think I Want to Teach Anymore
So. You want to be the Bus Guy? **
The problem is that you’re still dealing with kids.
MPSIMS quadder:
** Where can I buy some Coal?
Can I be burned on a pyre?
Cold showers
The devil and the fiddle **
** What do we probably already know about you?
A Poll: What Are You Wearing?
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Evidently you don’t know what I’m wearing.
A question displaying their complete lack of comprehension
Pardon, but could you please nuke this penis for me?
**Woman w/anxiety disorder takes helper monkey into buffet restaurant - Do you object?
Is it weird for a woman to be at a bar alone?
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Depends. Do you consider her to be alone if her helper monkey is there?
Ann Heche – the Shelley Long of the new millennium
Does anyone know what this tool does?
Well, she’s an actress and a former UFO abductee.
**My son wants to be a goth
We don’t care, we don’t have to, we’re the phone company **
Way to alienate the goth community there.
I have a real date!
Hedgehog love
Dude, TMI!
**A kitten came running up to me yesterday morning…
I have a real date! **
Seriously, is there an animal here you won’t “date”??