In GQ
We found a stray! Anyone who might know what breed? (Pics)
Has there ever been an animal-human hybrid?
Cafe Society
Most Depressing Goddam Books EVER.
So I just finished the Illiad…
MPSIMS:
"The only mistake Bush & Co. HAVEN’T made in Iraq… "
"Never Stare Down a Korean Vice-President (International Doper feedback?) "
“When Two Forms of Stupidity Collide”
“So… is it safe to sell my textbooks?”
“Oh My! I failed 3rd grade! (USA)”
“I don’t think I was out of line.”
“Weird things you believed as a kid.”
“Attack Of The Spare Parts (With Bonus TMI)”
or
“Weird things you believed as a kid.”
“I wish I was a cow.”
MPSIMS
“First competition, wish me luck!”
“I have to hand over my sperm to a female doctor.”
MPSIMS:
- Who in the hell stole my goddamn socks?
- I Feel Like Such A Heel
MPSIMS:
Have you ever hallucinated?
Can trees make sounds?
So I had an anxiety attack today
“Share your household cleaning tips here!!”
“Is leaving the oven on dangerous”
“A tale of self pity & woe”
“Words you hate”
From IMHO:
“Have any of you actually gone to the unemployment office?”
“How has the SD/SDMB affected your life?”
IMHO:
Gambling
So… is it safe to sell my textbooks?
From the Pit:
Fights you’ve had over food.
**Dear dirtbag(s): Stop stealing my lunch! (lame) **
In the Pit:
Why Doesn’t Soemone do a Documentary on Michael Moore?
Well, that was a fucking waste of time.
counterpoint:
**Rush Limbaugh IS a big fat idiot!
Is it still a whoosh if it’s true? **
MPSIMS:
** So, I Was Standing At The Urinal…
Hey! I Can See Your House From Up Here!**
So, I was standing at the urinal.
I don’t think I was out of line.
I was cool as a cucumber.
Share your household cleaning tips here!
One of the new jobs created this year
Palindrome collecting.
MPSIMS:
“A Dri-ChiDope? -or- Are ‘drunken’ and ‘debauchery’ inextricably linked?”
“Things I learned at Chi-Dope 2004.”
“This just in: poop not funny”