Sequential Thread Titles R Us

In IMHO:

I can’t believe I smashed my finger with a 5lb. mini-sledge. Should my wife finish?
How naked are you?

Also in IMHO:

I need a new refrigerator. Quick!
Vitamin water.
Fugu? I laugh in the face of fugu (and other dangerous foods)!
Do you cook poorly?
What kind of oven should I get?
Meals of death.

In the pit:

** no-life co-workers who never leave the office, making everyone else look lazy
Which part of “Working” aren’t you getting? **

**It’s not cheating when… **
I just bought a bat house!

I haven’t killed a thread all month
So, we’re moving…

Currently at the top of Cafe Society:

Angel Series Finale (spoilers)
Orual

ANGEL series finale (SPOILERS)
Otto

Angel Finale…
SuperNova

Maybe not funny, per se, but an interesting coinkydink of simulposts, I’d say.

What will Humans look like 1000 years from now?
Cruise Liners…

Questions you never thought you’d be asked at work.
what would happen if all the world nuclear weapons were detonated all at once

In MPSIMS:

Three religious truths:
It’s official: I’m smart

I am selling my soul on ebay.
Ask the Internet Abuse/Fraud Investigator

Just caused this one here in MPSIMS

Oh My! I failed 3rd grade! (USA)
Then Santa Claus Showed Up With Chocolate Cake

Saw this one further down the list too

**I danced in the sun today til I got all burned and the music died
I keep thinking it’s still 2003! **

GES

In GQ:

**I have a bat. If I treat my neighbor’s dog’s head like a baseball am I in trouble?

When does euthanasia become animal cruelty?**

IMHO:

“If someone were to go insane, would they be able to realize it?”

“They say I would be crazy to move into that neighborhood”

In MPSIMS:

HELP! I’ve Been Traumatized
The horse meant murder
Porn Star Name Game!
My Stepdad’s Secret

MPSIMS:

“Will you marry me? How about you?”
“Wanted: good wife”
“I’m good!”

Currently in MPSIMS:

**Yankees no longer selling Cracker Jacks?
Help me get through my sugar low **

In MPSIMS:

I have to hand over my sperm to a female doctor.
Tell me , is it possible for a women to rape a man?

MPSIMS:

“Look at this pyramid scheme span I got! (long)”

“Nigerian Scammers Strike Successfully”

“Help me not be upset with my wife”

In the Pit:

The mouse in my house
Who the fuck says we can’t raise him?

In CoCC:

“Death touch” format problem
Jimmy Carter and the killer rabbit: See the picture!
Another way animal fights are faked on films

-Ask the Naked Guy Who is Wearing Clothes Right Now.
-Bananaphone

-What would Nietzsche say to Ayn Rand?
-Living according to the model of Christ.