**Ever put action figures in the Nativity scene?
Sick kitty; upset owner. **
Yeah, so I was short a couple of wise men and substituted a guy chasing his barfing cat, so what.
** In Praise of the US Postal System
Could they Drop the Ball a bit Faster? **
Oxymoron threads.
**Whatcha Readin’ Dec 2010 Edition
Hot salsa and wimpy Canadians **
It’s…it’s a cookbook!
Ask the woman who is getting Essure
Tummy-Tuck: Yay or Nay?
Well, as long as they’re in there…
I probably shouldn’t post this, but having made the connection, I need to get it out of my head by inflicting it on others:
**US taxpayers funding the pimping of eight year old boys as sex slaves in Afghanistan
fucking amateurs **
Well, you can’t really expect them to be professionals at eight.
Right now here in MPSIMS:
My lousy birthday
Brian David Mitchell found GUILTY of kidnapping Elizabeth Smart
Gosh, it must REALLY suck to be him.
I have SOULS for sale!
Cardboard Police Officers
Interesting, but what Satan’s really after are department store mannequins.
**You have the power to permanently eliminate any Christmas song…
What is the newest Christmas carol? **
I like the way you think, kiddo.
I have SOULS for sale!
Can you sell somebody else’s soul to the devil?
Nope. You should’ve found that out before going to the trouble of collecting all those souls.
So, I said something rude & stupid at a party.
I may be fired soon
**car trouble is back
Shake, Rattle and Roll (truck question) **
Let’s Talk Fruitcakes
Poll: Do you custom mix your nuts?
Two Politicians run civil campaign
Memories of a memory
The end of the world is 5/21/2011!
Hallelujah!
Not exactly my first reaction…
I may be fired soon
Cardboard Police Officers
These budget cuts are really getting out of hand.
**Paul McCartney on Sat. Night Live
Let’s Talk Fruitcakes **
"I was kicked out of the Boy Scouts for eating a Brownie"
You get one free food for the rest of your life - What’ll it be?
I don’t know, but it’s not going to be brownies, that’s for sure.
One of our foster kittens doesn’t use the litterbox. What to do?
Where to go?
What Are You Drinking Right Now?
Hot salsa and wimpy Canadians
A pig’s clitoris is inside the vagina
I looked and looked: A tentative MMP