**Things to do in Paris during Xmas?
Poll: So… have you killed anybody? **
I try to avoid the touristy stuff, myself.
** How do theists reconcile the supposed immortal consciousness of the soul, with deep sleep?
What bodily functions / traits would be a deal-breaker on a date?**
Falling into a deep sleep is near the top of the list.
I thought my German final was on Wednesday but it was today
Calm down, dude. Have a (picture of a) steak
Can I have a (picture of a) wiener schnitzel instead?
Not quite a sequential thread, more of a hilarious thread title/user name combo, coupled with thread title truncation on the main page:
Were the Founding Fathers…
by Really Not All That Bright
** I took out my neighbor’s trash…
A pig’s clitoris is inside the vagina**
Huh, they threw out the best part.
No doctor, I do not have “depression.”
Rudest car on the road!
So I’m Going To Drive Across The Country By Myself And I’m Going To Die
John Boehner, Crier of the House?
Seriously, what is with all the bitching?
My girlfriend is secretly trying to turn me into a cat-lover.
We can haz railgun?
Looks like she’s succeeded.
**Spanish and US governments conspired to squash prosecution of soldiers who killed Reuters journalist
Capt. Ridley’s Shooting Party **
Title and user name
I’m visiting Nuremburg (Germany) in December. What to see/do?
Ever put action figures in the Nativity scene?
It’s more fun to do this at the Vatican.
**John Wayne would have kicked Chuck Norris’s ass
Anyone else anxious to see True Grit? **
I heard in the original, Wayne kicked Norris’s ass.
How do you prefer to die?
Christmas tree, or not?
Depends, I guess. Are we talking impalement? Bludgeoning? Or just having one fall on you?
**A possible reason as to why we have not found any extra-terrestrials
Why is O’Hare so uniquely screwed up? **
They’re all in “Lost Luggage”
**What separates a good piano player from a great one?
Boiled Peanuts **
**Essential condiments/seasonings/luxuries for vegan cooks
Boiled Peanuts **
**I pit guys who ask you to move 1500 miles for them and then dump you
Workplace griping, anyone?**
Titles with misleading connotations
Flat cookies
This is really a coming of age story set in the Czech Republic.
**Blackberry problem
Potatoes, anyone? **
You can’t really substitute one for the other in recipes.
**That’s it I am done with movies
Casting bias against busty actresses?
**
Would’ve been better reversed, but you go to war with the sequential threads you have.
Who (or what) were you named after?
Nordstrom’s made-to-order shirts?
Huh. And all this time I thought “Long Sleeves” meant you were a Native American.
**Teledildonics: So, it apparently exists…
I am not looking forward to going to bed **
You are present to witness the downfall of civilization. What’s your witty one-liner?
Tinfoil? Not likely-
Not bad. Reminds me of the tombstone epitaph: “I TOLD you I wasn’t a hypochondriac”.