You Know You’re Getting Older When …
[Canadian] Senate committee recommends killing the penny
Make it stop!
Eh, them young people don’t care about the coins no more.
**Electric blanket + Urine?
Can I train myself to be efficient on less sleep? **
First, get an Electric Blanket …
**Violating my rights
Make it stop! **
Help! I’m being repressed!
**You are present to witness the downfall of civilization. What’s your witty one-liner?
I’m going to have a gay/straight/open marriage **
And you didn’t believe gay marriage would cause the downfall of civilization.
Men dating women who are pregnant and the baby isn’t theirs…
Is Asking for Child Support Always the Best Thing To Do?
I’d wait until the second date before asking.
** What should be on your family crest?
Make it stop!**
To be displayed prominently at family get-togethers.
I didn’t know you were a relative of mine. Hi, cousin!
**Are you hot? (not spam)
And so, as Expected, My Life Prepares to Descend into Hell Yet Again…
**
Are you hot yet?
Funny vanity plates you’ve seen lately
And so, as Expected, My Life Prepares to Descend into Hell Yet Again…
I guess it’s kind of funny if the car’s owned by Lucifer. Although it makes a better bumper-sticker than a license plate.
Poll: Poll: How old were you when you stopped believing in Santa Claus?
7
Poll: Have you ever been treated for depression?
Yes, when I was 7.
**Who (or what) were you named after?
Humming noise from TV **
Little Ommmmmmmmmm just loves the Upanishads.
Ho-fucking-ho: Christmas Season mini-rants
New chick tract!
**If the Dinosaurs Hadn’t Been Wiped Out?
Poll: Your boundaries with pets in your home **
No way I’d consider dinosaurs as anything but outside pets. It’d be hell stopping T. Rex from counter cruising.
**I am on Vacation
Make it stop! **
What should be on your family crest?
You’ve been un-invited!
Oh, if only…
Why is Gasoline so damn expensive right now ($3.00 US, approx)
Abortion and child support
This ought to be interesting hearing how they all tie together.
**You are present to witness the downfall of civilization. What’s your witty one-liner?
Is my niece going to get my present?
**
Yup, that’s what I’d say.
Baby Names!!!
Christmas Worries aka the onslaught of the toys
Not a bad name for a rambunctious three-year-old. Even better for a three-year-old horse. “And in the backstretch, it’s Christmas Worries by a neck over Mohammed’s Radio, Pleistocene and See You Later Alligator!!!”
I got lots more horsie names, just ask.
OMG, They actually had “stag” movies back in the 1920’s…
Strange actor cameos
Alright! Clara Bow-chicka-wow-wow!
And the heavens opened. . .
The most unusual bottle of wine I ever had
Did they at least ask first?