And so, as Expected, My Life Prepares to Descend into Hell Yet Again…
Is my niece going to get my present?
Not likely.
What should be on your family crest?
Librarians: I LOVE 'Em!
You’ll be a big hit at the reference desk.
Could the president, his wife, hit squads, a house member, a senator, and the AG take over America?
Come All Ye Secularists
A nice Christmas fable, but Junior just wants to hear about Santa and the reindeer.
**Help me make a McCartney best of song list
I think I’ve experienced the biggest eyeroll moment in all of film… **
Speaking of eyes…
** Have you ever been treated for depression?
what’s wrong with getting drunk at 2pm **
Oh noes. Getting drunk is self-medication. Go to a doctor and get treated with one pill, then a pill to boost the first pill, then four pills for the side effects, then five more for more side efects.
Ah, I see you HAVE been treated for depression. 
**Seven years later: 727 from Angola still missing
Where did that thread go?**
And I can’t find my garage-door opener. What’s going on…?
You are present to witness the downfall of civilization. What’s your witty one-liner?
My favorite snowboarding mountain re-opened after 8 years! WOOT!
**How is eve online?
EVE online impressions **
As good as Rio by Duran Duran
Germaphobes and hygeine nazis: Why?
How do you prefer to die?
Not by having you sneeze all over me, you germ-ridden pustule.
Poll: Good brownies are …
Poll: Crayfish, crawfish, crawdads, or mudbugs?
Uh, I’ll just have the cheesecake, thanks.
2 dates, then THE TALK, now what?
I’m in the process getting scammed…
A Jounal of My Breakup because I operate best when thinking outloud.
What’s so special about a Roomba?
Spintronics and Quantum Computers
They’re more sophisticated than I thought.
**Sick of takeaway food
Parents suing McDonalds over happy meals **
Seems like a reason.
** The decline of man
So I’m Going To Drive Across The Country By Myself And I’m Going To Die**
Don’t forget to pick up a Happy Meal at the drive-through.
What redundant, inferior foods?
Your deviled eggs
Well, screw the potluck then.
You are present to witness the downfall of civilization. What’s your witty one-liner?
Sick of takeaway food
Well, that shouldn’t be a problem any longer. 
How will this season of the Office end?
Strange actor cameos
Do you ever tell your pets about the first time you saw them?
What’s the problem with using attractive models for this?
Well, they’d be embarassed too.
Heading to CostCo tonight…
New dog, and I hope a new love
My, that place really does sell everything!