**Where do all these pop stars come from?
Poll: Tootsie Pops or Blow Pops?
**
**“Fun Facts” you made up
So I got laid last night. **
Parents suing McDonalds over happy meals
Hallelujah!
Let it dough!
Perhaps our society is a just a mite too litigious.
** Questions about sexual harassment in the workplace…
How long does it take to implement a new law, and why?
**
Need answer fast? :dubious:
How can I quieten my central heating?
At what point does bread become toast?
If you dial down the thermostat from 500F, the furnace runs a lot quieter.
** Greenish tubas?
Worst Christmas song version in your opinion **
“O Holy Night” played on greenish tubas.
This juxtaposition has me wondering what kind of sexual harassment you could do that would prompt new laws. 
2 dates, then THE TALK, now what?
I’m giving away my cat and having second thoughts
A relationship that starts with a demand like that may be bound for trouble.
**Will the end of DADT effect DOMA?
Spooning at Valley Forge? **
Wrong thread
**You Know You’re Getting Older When …
Making Love
**
You know you’re getting older when not making love, too.
**Is it true that the average American uses more energy than a blue whale?
Driving on private roads
**
What the whale was doing driving on private roads, I’ll never know.
**How much should I give my super for Christmas?
Poll: Your Favorite Vowel **
“From I to U.”
Or
“Because you can’t spell ‘super’ without ‘U’”
**The case of the missing makeup
Do you spy on your cats? **
Can’t take your eyes off those thieving bastards for a second.
Put Your Feet in My Hands
I pit guys who ask you to…
Yeah, that’s kind of kinky.
You are present to witness the downfall of civilization. What’s your witty one-liner?
I just asked someone out for the first time
Aww…
On the other hand, you’ll have a good make-out line. “Quick - civilization is coming to an end!!!”
What’s the holdup in positively ID’ing the Stockholm bomber?
What’s so special about a Roomba?
I’ve never trusted those damned things.
It’s a little known fact that blue whales are elitist bastards.
Will my 17 year old know what this doodad is?
Tinfoil? Not likely-
I hate Conservatives.
Awesome dumbshit conservative bumper sticker
Wait, you’re saying conservatives have this bumper sticker on their car? Damn, that is dumb.
**What’s for Christmas Dinner?
Your top five dog breeds **
Don’t tell PETA! :eek:
**What’s the Point of the Royals in Britain?
Hermann Goring- was He Really Up To The Job? **
Most disturbing alternate history hypothetical ever!