First snow in Maine
I’m giving away my cat and having second thoughts
No, you’re on the right track. Go down to the pound and adopt three large, warm dogs.
Abortion and child support
Can courts dictate how much money parents spend on their kids?
**I didn’t make the grade
So I have a broken ankle. **
I think I’m F*ed (holiday to Europe)
I just ate a triple Whopper **
If you ate a European Whopper, you are truly F***ed
The 4 Most Irresponsible Sex Advice Books of All Time
I think I’m Fed (holiday to Europe)*
It wasn’t so bad. The Eiffel Tower photos were a little blurry though.
Dear Husband,
I think I’m Fed (holiday to Europe)*
**Straight Males and Homosexual Experimentation
Please explain your embarrassment to me
**
**Dear Husband,
My boyfriend just broke up with me and I’m heartbroken
**
** What would real gender equality be like?
Abortion and child support **
For both genders?
**Stranded in airport for a week…with no money. Now what?
Ghost raising rituals **
**I’m Returning to Modern Music: What’s Goin’ On?
FOURTH accident at the Broadway show Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark **
Music by Bono and The Edge
Giving a car to your spouse for Christmas
How complicated can a Starbucks order realistically get?
“I’ll have a caramel Frappucino, a slice of reduced-fat coffee cake and a 2011 Ford F-150 pickup truck, blue, hold the floormats.”
If they can’t handle that order, I’d go down the street to Seattle’s Best.
**I got a letter from my ex-girlfriend…from prison!
Why don’t people do crazy things? **
Well, that sounds like at least one person did a crazy thing.
**Why are pharmaceutical sales staff all attractive women?
Menstruating Women **
They can’t all be. Not all the time.
**I got a letter from my ex-girlfriend…from prison!
Dear Husband, **
Well, that’s presumptuous.
So, I’m the Godfather. Present?
So I have a broken ankle.
Messed with the wrong rival mob family huh? Be grateful it wasn’t something worse.
Have you wrapped your presents yet? If not, check this out
Time for another funny cat thread
I’m sure the person getting the wrapped cat won’t find it funny when it explodes out claws raking.
Post to the Straight Dope from a world where Santa Claus is real.
I’m no racist, but…
I don’t want toys that any elf touched. Could you please bring clean toys not touched by your dirty little elves.
What are your favorite and least-favorite Vegas-area hotels?
How many times have you been to the emergency room?
On the plus side it’s comfy. But it’s expensive, the moaning makes it hard to get a good night’s sleep and there’s no Wi-Fi.
My boyfriend just broke up with me and I’m heartbroken
I got a letter from my ex-girlfriend…from prison!
She took it way too hard.