Poll: Colognes for men
Ghost raising rituals
Some colognes stink enough to raise the dead, that’s for sure.
so I have a broken ankle
Boston Dopefest
Guess you’ll miss it!
You are present to witness the downfall of civilization. What’s your witty one-liner?
Well I Finally Got Scammed Errrrrrr
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I have goblins in my pants, please Straight Dope, tell me a factual answer to getting rid of them.
Snarky responses to well-meaning Thread Titles**
I got a letter from my ex-girlfriend…from prison!
What should I do about this?
Well I don’t know, why don’t you start a thread about it?
Should I get me a Scooba floor washing robot?
Straight Males and Homosexual Experimentation
Something new for them to see in Emergency.
I’m giving away my cat and having second thoughts
Chinese Spam
Chinese Spam may be made of cats instead of pig snouts, but I would just give the cat away.
Seen on a sign
My lousy birthday
This is not the way to change that either.
**Post about your normal healthy spousal relationship here.
Why don’t people do crazy things? **
What is your Christmas present to yourself?
Living in a motel for a week. What to bring for food.
I suggest some cold mac & cheese. You’ve obviously been a very bad boy.
**Any good Nazis?
Can I bake a cake in a toaster oven? **
It wasn’t cakes that Nazis are known for baking in ovens …
**What is your Christmas present to yourself?
Straight Males and Homosexual Experimentation
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** Poll: Would you buy a book in the “For Dummies” series?
How many times have you been to the emergency room?**
I’m guessing that “Performing Your Own Abdominal Surgery For Dummies” didn’t work out too well.
Kid problem – wanna hear it?
I am worried about my son’s sexual orientation - need advice
Bad advice from dopers
“Fun Facts” you made up
If you text during the movie you’ll go blind. It’s a fact.
Results of violating linguistic formality
Any good Nazis?
The only good grammar Nazi is a dead grammar Nazi, or at least one that’s been whopped with a copy of the Oxford English Dictionary.
** Why Are Big Cities in America So Liberal
Zionism **
Yes, blame the Jewish people for everything!
Anyone here work at Hermes or Louis Vuitton?
What dog breed do you recommend?
Labradors. Their pelt makes a lovely water-resistant suitcase fabric, in black, cream or chocolate.
"Fun Facts" you made up
My boyfriend just broke up with me and I’m heartbroken
That doesn’t sound fun at all.
It’s 2045, and you are going to a 2010 retro party. What to wear, bring, do?
left wing oriented falsehoods
That’s going to be kind of hard to depict, innit?
Should I send this email to my boss?
Ape domestication
“Dear Boss: We would like to take you shopping for a nice suit so your jacket sleeves aren’t always dragging the ground.”
Nuh-uh, I don’t think so.
You could go wearing a George Bush mask, chewing gum and stumbling and falling down a lot, but that’d get tiresome after awhile.
Planning a Disney vacation
Author of pedophile book arrested
Aw, I’m sure he was really looking forward to it.
**Should I send this email to my boss?
“This stops NOW!” **
Dooooo eeeeeet! What’s the worst that can happen? 