**What’s your childhood best friend doing now?
Ape domestication **
"This Stops NOW!"
Sick of takeaway food
Well, you know, you could try cooking at home.
We’ve got to find a way to get “merry xmas, your house is in foreclosure…” on the end of those.
Merry Christmas everybody!
Bricks and mortar in trouble?
Christmas is when Santa breaks everyone’s chimney.
Native American Tribes and Canadians
Gay men and leather pants
They did wear leather. They must have all been gay.
Why Are Big Cities in America So Liberal
Are American workers just too downright lazy?
Yes, that’s one of the reasons. 
British, American different turns of phrase
merry xmas, your house is in foreclosure…
Scrooge was British and blunt.
In America we would say over the river and through the woods, to grandmothers house you go.
This is one I wish would happen.
Choose between amazing hand-eye coordination and ungodly vocal control
I burned my hand and (I think) broke my toe within 30 minutes
You have bad hand-eye coordination, so I assume your screams are like a banshee. How more ungodly can they be than a banshee scream.
**Any good Nazis?
NFL MVP: Vick or Brady (or other)? **
Let’s keep politics out of sport!
2010 Secret Santa Exchange
I love my wood stove insert!
That’s one Doper at least satisfied with the 2010 SSE …
**merry xmas, your house is in foreclosure…
Happy Festivus: The Airing of Grievances **
** I’m giving my son a rock for Christmas.
This is easily my worst Christmas ever**
It’s your son I feel sorry for, to be honest
Post about your normal healthy spousal relationship here.
Can you sell somebody else’s soul to the devil?
I tried to sell Mrs. J.'s soul to the devil, but found I could get more for it on Ebay.
**The Future of Money
Hyperinflation **
:eek: Hope not!
What did Santa bring you this year?
Mens cologne
China Wants Aircraft Carriers-How Long To Develop Naval Air Arm?
China can have a BIG bottle of cologne, but aircraft carriers won’t fit in your stocking.
Have you ever edited Wikipedia?
Let’s take Christ out of Christmas
**I’m giving my son a rock for Christmas.
What did Santa bring you this year? **
WALMART Stuff That Pleasantly Surprised You
good quality .22 semi automatic pistol
For an impulse purchase at check-out, not bad at all.
The most overrated restaurant in your city
SPAM® conquers the world!
It’s actually not bad. It’s just not worth the two-hour wait to get in.
Life Inquiry from a Skeptic
How do you prefer to die?
What the fuck is wrong with Mexico?
Why were the Japanese so cruel in World War II?
What’s the Point of the Royals in Britain?
Yeah! Take that other countries!!!
Why are bars so loud?
Mental Illness/Violence question
And here I was going to blame karaoke.