Have you ever edited Wikipedia?
"Fun Facts" you made up
Hmm, mabye Britannica is more reliable…
**The Ongoing Online Dating Advice Thread
Why is moving in together supposedly a death sentence for a relationship?
Would you kill him/her…? **
A death sentence for the relationship *and *for your partner! Just don’t go there, kids.
**Is it worth trying to fix my van?
Why Do Russians Find The Word “Pedestrian” So Amusing? **
Better fix the van, if you don’t want a bunch of Russians laughing at you.
What Was The Best Present You GAVE this year?
Suing spammers for fun and profit
It’s an ebook I sent everyone I know.
If you attended a Christmas church service this year, how was it?
Why don’t people do crazy things?
That’s what you get for going to the Unitarian service. Next time, try the Pentecostalists.
Question with four fascinating responses:
What did Santa bring you this year?
[ul]
[li]I got a new job![/li][li]Granddad Hef and his baby bride to be[/li][li]Funny kid stories, once again[/li][li]Giant Spaceships to attack Earth in Dec 2012[/li][/ul]
** Post about your normal healthy spousal relationship here.
We Have Pigeon Eggs**
Lots of billing and cooing, huh?
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Correct me if I’m wrong **
Please help me make a good steak!
What’s wrong with Burger King?
Yeah, some people have to get all fancy-schmancy.
**What is your favorite facial moisturizer?
Cats and meditation **
** It was the best of lines…
It was the worst of lines… **
To paraphrase Dickens
My new tattoo
This is easily my worst Christmas ever.
What’s your favorite metaphor for what the SDMB is for you?
Am I surrounded by stupid sociopaths?
No, actually, very bright sociopaths. 
I can’t get Facebook to load with Firefox. Any ideas?
Email corruption
Outlook 2007 slowed down
It’s obvious you’ve got a virus.
What Was The Best Present You GAVE this year?
Putting my cat down today
Glad I’m not on YOUR Christmas list.
Oklahoma man says wife’s death was sex fantasy accident.
Romance Tropes.
It was the best of lines…
Oklahoma man says wife’s death was sex fantasy accident
It really IS a good line.
**Go to first new post You are present to witness the downfall of civilization. What’s your witty one-liner?
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Put Your Feet in My Hands
Am I surrounded by butt ugly pussies?
Clearly you’re new at this.
** Tough Titty for Me (An Update; Sort of) **
(started by Two Many Cats)
** So my cat is trapped under the sink. **
Cat threads by Cat people.