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Comforting Passages for a Memorial Service
At what point does bread become toast?

As “comforting” goes, it’s better than “He’s toast”, or “Half a loaf is better than none”. Have you considered “He is risen”?

**What’s your favorite metaphor for what the SDMB is for you?
Comforting Passages for a Memorial Service **

You’re confusing it with the CPMS

So my cat is trapped under the sink.
Share your lamest, most disappointing holiday memories

Well, there was the time we had my parents over for Thanksgiving and our old spaniel took a dump under the table holding the turkey and all the trimmings. Memorable though.

Sick of takeaway food
Animals eaten young

Am I surrounded by stupid sociopaths?
The Ongoing Online Dating Advice Thread

Sometimes that is how it feels…

**Movie scenes / plots that you’ve never understood
Christina Hendricks wants to play Wonder woman

Animals eaten young [edited title]
McDonald’s axes the Big N’ Tasty **

So my cat is trapped under the sink.
Damn you Apple and your vicious, brilliant, decisions

Yeah, like it’s their fault for designing a mouse with legs.

**Oklahoma man says wife’s death was sex fantasy accident
How do I get my EX Back **

Dude. Not cool.

Good one! :smiley:

What’s Your State (U.S.) Good At?
Oklahoma man says wife’s death was sex fantasy accident

What is it with giant snow penis sculptures?
Nostalgia for the little things

People are nostalgic for that?

** Oklahoma man says wife’s death was sex fantasy accident
Why don’t people do crazy things? **

Cause they lead to accidents

What’s with all the zombie threads recently?
What do I do in these cases?
Zombie Threads
Main Forum page problem
Video ads with sound?
Zombie Thread Question

The vote for most popular topic is ZOMBIES!

What is it with giant snow penis sculptures?
Our “outdoor cat” is missing

Aaaaand…we have another Darwin award winner.

**How can a hot towel in a trash can start a fire?
how did cooking lobsters create such a great mess?
What skillz does one need to operate THE Electric Chair? **

Um, I’m actually starting to suspect that you’re not the safest guy to be chair operator anyway.

What Was The Best Present You GAVE this year?
Eggs

What is it with giant snow penis sculptures?
7 Billion by the end of 2011

That’s a lot of snow penises!

Time for a new thread.

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