**Murder songs
You have the power to permanently eliminate any Christmas song… **
They should definitely make this movie
Stampede Massacre at Phnom Penh Festival
Comedy/musical?
Ever receive NOTHING for Christmas as a child? Parents - ever give NOTHING to your kids?
Body Scan or Pat Down?
The least my parents could have done was pat me down. I mean, was that too much to ask? 
**Does Anyone Else Have a Doctor’s Who’s Done This?
My cat thinks he’s a dog **
Usually my vet does the brain transplants.
**What has happened to you in your time as a Doper?
How much will it cost me to get you to abandon your real life forever? **
Nothing. It has already happened.
**Political Correctness and Racial Profiling
Was Jane Austen (1785-1817) Black?
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Yes, and she often was stopped by the constabulary for CWB(carriaging while black)
**Share your lamest, most disappointing holiday memories
Riverdance With Rifles! **
**Does Anyone Else Have a Doctor’s Who’s Done This?
No doctor, I do not have “depression.” **
Does Anyone Else Have a Doctor’s Who’s Done This?
Hans Klok And The Divas Of Magic…10 Illusions In 5 Minutes!
“Um, thanks for all the magic tricks, doc. Can we get down to business now?”
**Riverdance With Rifles!
Its coming, isn’t it. Fascism. **
But this time, the Irish way.
**Car insurance question.
Where do you keep a billion dollars? **
Must be quite a policy.
EuroDopers: What’s going on over there?
Its coming, isn’t it. Fascism.
“People’s Capitalism”: Is this a good idea?
**How to make dad write?
Non-scented hand lotion **
It puts the lotion on its hand or else it gets the hose.
** What happens to unused Social Security money?
Foam attic insulation **
** Does Anyone Else Have a Doctor’s Who’s Done This?
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Poor Lady…! Woman stuck in bathroom for 20 days **
You will give us a urine sample, even if it takes all month
Obama goes bonkers and…
Im not sorry and it is a fact
The pressures of high office claim another President.
I just scored this threefer from my Subscribed Forums page:
IMHO: Advice needed: sex worker rehab in Canada
MPSIMS: The Brothel On My Street Was Shut Down. (and the Cafe closed)
The Pit: Fucking TV station
Share The Letter You Need To Send To Yourself
Merry Christmas. You’re Fired.
Aren’t you being a little hard on yourself, Self? Geez…
Request cookie recipe to be used for seduction purposes
Poll: Sexiest Man Alive (People Magazine)
Poll: Amanda Peet or Natalie Portman?
I can’t begin to tell you what’s wrong with this sequence.
May you get sodomized by rabid grizzlies, you sub-human bastard(s)
Julian Assange and WikiLeaks
Don’t hold back. Tell us how you really feel.