Two slightly different viewpoints on airport security:
I like the new TSA pat downs
May you get sodomized by rabid grizzlies, you sub-human bastard(s)
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What was the transgendered man going to show us?
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**A Monkey With a Gun **
**Hitler Youth, Me?
I can not get over my regrets **
**Odd Things You’ve Seen Recently
Don’t Fuck With Old Men On A Golf Course!
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Because it’s really odd.
**I pit my parents (and all others who treat rape victims like shit)
Don’t Fuck With Old Men On A Golf Course! **
Warn your parents. (Heaven only knows what they’re up to on golf courses these days.)
** Climbing a Transmission Tower
I can not get over my regrets**
This will not end well.
**Wesley Snipes reports to prison Dec 9
Poll: “Demolition Man”, did anyone find the “Kinder, Gentler” society of San Angeles appealing? **
Hee Hee
** The Brothel on My Street Was Shut Down. (And the Cafe Closed.)
Holy shit. Nobody knows the difference between “lose” and “loose” any more.**
If no one could tell the difference, that’s why it shut down.
**Most asked web question…
Is this a serious acadmeic paper? **
In those exact words? Probably.
Most asked web question…
Are Ritz Crackers suddenly more salty?
We’re going to get a lot of mileage out of that one. 
**Illinois on the verge of allowing same-sex civil unions!
Don’t Fuck With Old Men On A Golf Course! **
Or at least wait until it’s legalized.
There were too many golf-sex innuendos to pick from
**Do you enjoy living alone?
Help for stiff hands?
Spicen’ up your sex life…
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**Condomless Sex better for men too
The “I’ll be damned, it actually works” helpful tip thread **
**My co-worker doesn’t believe I’m American
Could I Send Y’all This Instead… **
OK, dropping “y’all” in should convince him …
Silly Little Things That Bring You Joy
I found 3.5" HD floppies in my desk drawer!
I’ve got a dial phone for you, if you can stand the excitement.
Noah’s Ark theme park, by the Creation Museum people
NASA finds new form of life (for real).
In the news today, NASA reports finding a new form of life. Creationist cite this as proof that life is created and did not evolve, else we’d have already known about it. The new life form, created recently by God, by God!, will be included in the Creation Museum exhibit hall.
**Burial at Sea
Are Ritz Crackers suddenly more salty? **
Those poor crackers. RIP, my crunchy friends.
**NASA finds new form of life (for real).
New doper baby! **
How come my cleaning lady isn’t in better shape?
Why does my smoke alarm keep going off?
They don’t call her Medicinal Mary Jane for nothing.
I don’t know what to do with my life…
May you get sodomized by rabid grizzlies, you sub-human bastard(s)
Uh, any other career suggestions?