I thought a doctor posting about being convinced to quit smoking was funny enough, but
Convince me to stop smoking!
Doctor
**I quit smoking 15 hours ago! I feel weird. Can’t focus. 
**
That’s not very convincing…
What would you order from this menu?
Spaghetti sandwiches
Can I go to a formal event without pantyhose? need answer fast 
Suggest a source for FUNCTIONAL fully fashioned stockings and garter belts?
Wow, those Promise Keepers meetings are getting to be pretty wild affairs.
Ever put action figures in the Nativity scene?
I suck at job interviews
Some questions are plain stupid in interviews. Say yes and move on.
Dotted-i costs two lives
Spanish to Lose a Couple of Letters
The language butchers the tourists, but the tourists get justice.
Vulcan Pick Up Lines
Crimes you have witnessed
**I hate Conservatives.
Why does my smoke alarm keep going off? **
Something to do with the steam coming out of your ears?
Poll: Could you have a satisfying sex life with a partner who would only do oral & manual?
Poll: Was sex anywhere near McCain’s mind in selecting Palin as VP, in your view?
I think you’re misinterpreting the phrase “joint appearance”.
** I quit drinking 15 days ago. Am I over the worst of it?
My dad called me drunk again. **
Maybe not.
What should I do while in Japan?
Prepare for your next flight!
Few people realize this, but you can have a terrific vacation and never leave the airport. Food, shopping, comfy seats - what more do you want?
Two firms fight for Hooters
LAP-ing is not allowed.
Obama=Hitler Guy: The Saga Continues! He responded to my response
Does your paper report this from time to time (punching a stranger with no apparent motive)?
So… have you killed anybody?
RIP pkbites…
It wasn’t me I SWEAR!
From the New Posts list:**
7th annual plea to stop smoking
Poll: So… have you killed anybody?**
Yeah - MORE PEOPLE THAN HITLER!!!1!1!111!!
Amazing Race 12/05
Live Goose To Oven (Amount of Time)
I’m thinking it takes several hours at least. The cook is faster, the goose has the incentive to stay ahead.
Definitely mundane, but possibly not pointless observation about using a foreign language
Skipping Letters When Writing…
Don’t.
OK, I guess that was less of an observation and more of a warning.
**My co-worker doesn’t believe I’m American
The Internet thinks I am a Jewish woman
My 15-year old probably has Asperger’s & his school thinks he’s a stoner **
**Would you stay with your spouse/partner if s/he unexpectedly changed sex?
How would you illustrate the word “Indifferent?”
**
I’d draw a picture of a spouse in bed with a partner who’s just unexpectedly changed sex.
**I can’t have a dog!
My girlfriend is secretly trying to turn me into a cat-lover. **
How would you illustrate the word “Indifferent?”
Cats and bathrooms
Well, cats, sure, I get that, but what difference does it make where they are?
NM
** U.S. Doper needs Vegemite, help!
What disgusts other people but not you? **
So… have you killed anybody?
[Blank] is Dead
**What disgusts other people but not you?
Mens cologne **
Bad smell + bad punctuation makes for a two time loser.