By sheer luck these all came up in the past few minutes …
**How far are you from your birthplace right now? **
When do you want that closet door opened?
**What do you think of the kayaker who died? **
What do you think of the kayaker who died?
**See what happens when you ban smoking? **
**Please stop peeing on my couch. **
**It used to be my favorite Easter joke… **
**If you were a fish, a poem **
And yes, they are all from IMHO or MPSIMS.
I’m not sure which one is better:
I can fold a tshirt!
Interesting day at work
or
Interesting day at work
I’m not sure my guinea pig is going to make it.
Provide me an interesting day at work, or I’ll fold your guinea pig!
…What? It says, ‘‘Threat’’ Titles. 
**Is Mensa country-specific?
Can people live with half a brain?
What is the defintion of homophobia?
Christina Milian in a Rubber Miniskirt
Werewolf - a game.
What animals could I kill with my bare hands?
**
**I’ll do whatever you want.
Oh god yeah that feels good **
Hmmm. And thus, I see the problem with posting mere moments before going to bed.
New Posts:
** One Brain Enter. Two Brains…
Inconvenient For Gore
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Suggestion for salary negotiations
Tell me about your Professional Courtesy.
“You will never speak to me that way again” – Confrontational?
Doesn’t sound like the salary negotiation went well…
**I’ll do whatever you want.
Piss. I’m going to be guilted into throwing a shower.
Describe it in three words.
“Sorry, Wrong Number. Oh, Unless I’m Just A Big, Fat Liar”
**
**I’ll do whatever you want.
Alpaca, And Camel, And Musk Ox, And Yak, And Algae! Oh My! – A Fibrous MMP **
That’s just disgusting
My God and my flighty female friend tag up to destroy me.
Please stop peeing on my couch.
Uh-oh. God’s gonna get mad at you for trying to order him around. I think more than the couch is in danger now.
Sorry for the double post, but I just saw this one:
The Celebrity Death Pool 2007
I’m not sure my guinea pig is going to make it.
Just remember, the points don’t count if you cause the death yourself.
OR
Wait, how did your guinea pig pass the “celebrity” requirement?
**I’ll do whatever you want.
“Blonde”. “Brunette”. “Redhead”. “Person with black hair”? **
**I’ll do whatever you want.
Right This Very Minute, I’d Like… **
**Was the Holocaust actually illegal?
US Holocaust Museum question
**
The Holocaust isn’t funny, of course, but this is a weird juxtaposition. Woulda been weirder if reversed.
**A poll for the single guys (and girls) out there in SDMB Land
How would you answer “Why didn’t you marry?”
**
I always hated that poll question when I was single…
Another cool juxaposition:
** A poll for the single guys (and girls) out there in SDMB Land
How would you answer “Why didn’t you marry?” **
And there’s another cool juxtaposition…
Since Cal beat me on the last one…
**Will Superman (or Clark Kent) ever have gay sex?
Creepy, offensive, or just plain unsettling subtexts in lighthearted sitcoms. **