More like the proverbial bearded clam.
I can see how you wouldn’t want to let the bushes grow too wild around it.
Come on kids, let’s all go to the cemetery and see granny’s pussy again.
That’s not a vulva…
…that’s a* Space Station!*
Turn around!
Yeah, I think you’re right…
Next time I’m in the supermarket, in the frozen foods aisle, and think of “What do you want on your tombstone?”, I’m gonna…
Actually, I don’t think they make that flavor.
I’m going to discuss this with my wife. I have a feeling she won’t go for it.
I’m with you. If I cock my head to the left, I can sort of see it, but that engraving doesn’t scream “lady parts” to me.
Then again, my girlfriend and I looked at some trilobites this weekend, so maybe there’s some conflation between the two in my mind.
Okay, lots of legs, trilobite, however you spell it.
No legs, girlfriend.
Get a picture of a trilobite, your GF, and practice.
Check back with us in a couple of days.
The heck of it is that obelisks were once quite common, at least here in Kansas, as tombstones. There are several in the old country cemetery(started in 1871) where I will be buried, and I’d considered commissioning one of that style for myself. I will be buried alongside relatives but others might not know that, as they are all on my mother’s side and have different surnames than my own.
One of the obelisks is for a young man who died at the age of sixteen. His name was R. E. Lee Surname. Not so coincidental his father is the only Confederate veteran in the cemetery. The young man would not have been a relation but his sister was a relation by marriage, the wife of my great-uncle.
The following is a link to a picture of my great-great-great grandmother’s tombstone, an obelisk, although the whole thing doesn’t show.
Explain that to me; I got nothing.
What’s weird is that no matter I move around to I feel like it’s always watching me.
Nice to know just what mattered to him about his wife that he wanted to remember.
That longing look in his eyes…
In Russia…
I keep reading this as Sybian widower -
Huh, huh-huh. You said “cock”.
Bolding mine.
WTF? Who in the hell took those pics? And when? When she was on her deathbed? When she was 20? Did they update the pics every year on the off chance that she’d croak before the next round of Sears Portraits were taken?
Anchovy.
They’re very similar to a football widow…
Well played, Jayjay.
Or is it Va-jay-jay? :dubious:
It would have to be tasteful: he mustn’t overdo it with an elaborate base. Cause then he would be putting the pussy on a pedestal.