I just don’t buy the guy’s story. I think they had a fight about his mistress and she said something like “you can have that twat over my dead body!” Thus, providing the spark for what would eventually be his girlfriend’s girly bits engraved on her tombstone so that he’d have the girl friend’s girly bits over her dead body For-Ev-Ah!
She’s the one that directed him to do it, at least according to the article.
So he claims. I’m dubious.
Something like this, perhaps?
Oh boy, it’s been a really long time. Let’s see if I can remember…
There once was a young man named Ennis
Who was cursed through life with a corkscrew penis
(Something something about finding a compatible mate)
Find her her did
Though he ended up dead
'Cause the goddam girl had a left-handed thread
You should see the back side; a chocolate starfish.
It looks less like a carving of her vulva than like she did an imprinting and then they used that as a mold. It’s like the difference between a tracing and a drawing. And there’s a reason tracings never really look like the original, but a freeform drawing can.
The poor widower can’t figure out why people keep leaving half-empty bottles of Jergens on his wife’s grave.
How can it be considered “blasphemous” when it’s a labia of love?
He should have gotten the deluxe package and had it gold plated.