swampy, you have crossed, in my mind from Really Really Gay to normal. Because gay people are insane.
So I’m going to bed last night, when someone AIM’s me. It went something like “Hi, I saw your Yahoo profile.” I wanted to know how I knew them, and after a few minutes of effort, I find out that he goes to my school. Google yields nothing on his screenname. Won’t tell me his name. After more effort, “You can call me Marcus.” Well, I can call you a lot of things. Is your name Marcus? “Yes.”
So I’ve got a random guy whose name is Marcus, maybe, who goes to my school. I can’t mine any more information out of him. I then declare that I’m going to bed, and he can tell me who he is later. “How big’s your cock?” Here’s the rest of the AIM conversation:
guy: Ok I was teasing you, there’s no need to be mad.
Chaotic Donkey: the only way we’re discussing my penis is if you’ve already had intimate experience with it.
Chaotic Donkey: and if that’s true, there’s no need to discuss my penis.
guy: Well we can have one now if you want?
Chaotic Donkey: No. I don’t have sex with random people.
Chaotic Donkey: especially if I don’t even know who it is.
guy: I’m not as random as you think.
guy: However, I guess I will leave you alone.
Chaotic Donkey: Well, if your name is indeed Marcus, and I’ve met you, then you must indeed be Marcus Harvey.
Chaotic Donkey: However, I’ll never know for sure, so I’ll let you come to terms at your own pace with telling me who you are.
guy: Have it your way.
Chaotic Donkey: It isn’t exactly my fault that I don’t care to have sex with random people.
Chaotic Donkey: I’m not exactly a prude or anything.
Chaotic Donkey: I just requre more than a veiled AIM conversation.
bigsonicboom23: I am fine with your decision.
Chaotic Donkey: ok.
guy: I’ll just jack-off anyway.
Chaotic Donkey: ok. Try messaging me when you want to have a real conversation.
Chaotic Donkey: And you have fun with that.
guy: Will do.
Chaotic Donkey: good to see that we’ve reached an ac
Chaotic Donkey: cord.
Chaotic Donkey: Next time you see me, just introduce yourself or something
guy: Goodnight, well you have had your chance to meet me. Some opportunities only come once in a lifetime.
So I now have my 2nd gay stalker. (and you only have to deal with me, swampy!) I don’t know whether to be scared or excited. This is also the 5th (that’s a five) closeted gay person to email/message/call me in the last week. I have become the closeted mecca.