Seriously, Annie-Xmas, shut up about adoption and serial killers.

I don’t know if you guys have noticed, but this thread is kind of weird.

I’ve noticed. And I notice that Stoid hasn’t been back since I told her to shut the fuck up! Look at me! I’m regulating like Sarahfeena!

struts around in Sarahfeena’s shoes

You want precision and accuracy in how others characterize your statements, and I think that’s good, as is treating others as you wish to be treated.

takes Sarahfeena’s shoes off

Oh oh.

It’s awesome. It’s the holding container of two of the biggest weirdos on the board - now, if only we can get them to talk to each other, it’ll be a vortex of fuckery.

Which…hey…has anybody ever seen Stoid and ZPG talking to each other? Could it be one person, using two different accounts? <cue Twilight Zone music>

Pride goeth before the fall.

More like two persons using one brain.

One? You are off by quite a bit.

Well, it’s probably an adopted brain, so it’s screwed up to begin with.

Now that truly would be the most awesome band name EVER! Playing live tonight - VORTEX OF FUCKERY!

Your mom? So true.

Damn good.

But nothing’s ever knocked my all time favorite from the #1 spot, and it’s real: Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives

Cracks me up.

Infants die in war all the time. If I’m a sick fuckwit, so is the entire U.S. military and anyone that supports any war ever fought.

Look out everyone - this thread has gone Phelps now.

BECAUSE BABBIES DIE IN WAR, ARMED FORCES ARE EVIL BABBY KILLERS, JUST LIKE I WHO WISH TO DIRECTLY MURDER BABBIES AS A CONSEQUENCE OF THEIR BIRTH, NOT ACCIDENTALLY AS COLLATERAL DAMAGE TO ANOTHER ACTION.

The rightness or wrongness of war and collateral damage caused thereby is a whole 'nother argument.

Oh, we were SO CLOSE to a vortex of fuckery (VoF)! Damn it.

So, let me see if I’ve got this: adoption creates serial killers, which is the purpose of the nefarious adoption industry, who go around forcing women to give birth to babies that are then farmed out to evil kidnapping adoptive parents. Those parents are then killed by their serial killer adoptees? Or do they actively participate in the serial killer creation? And so it’s best that we murder infants after their birth because infants die in war as well.

Actually, that summary is a VoF all on it’s lonesome.

You missed something about we should be murdering the babies to stop the mothers from claiming child support from unwilling fathers.

No, we should be invading the countries with the highest adoption rates, so we can kill their babies.

Is this before or after their menfolk enforce their filthy handshaking on our women?

:smack: I knew I’d forgotten the handrape aspect. We could send our evil filthy men to gang-hand-rape pregnant women who might ask for child support in order to traumatize the women, causing them to swoon, and then enabling us to give them forced abortions to prevent the HORROR of ADOPTION.