Serving Duck Farts with Nun Farts.

Washing down * Nun Farts* with Duck Farts makes for a realllly interesting evening. (requires a fireplace)
Duck farts in the center,

Nun Farts on the right.

(After a few duck farts, the room is spinning.)

I suppose they would
I have to ask:

      DO THEY ECHO?

SPRING BREAK 08 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I’m sorry, these duck farts…

Duck farts sound simultaneously good and bad. Rather like a B-52, only with Crown Royal instead of Grand Marnier. And a much less appetizing name. Nun farts on the other hand…

Nun fart? You want it regular or virgin?

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you…

(with apologies to Stealer’s Wheel)