I want to grow another foot.
For a total of 13.5 inches?
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I will get the balls to take all my jokes up on stage be a huge comedic success and than make only a couple of movies that will pay me $30 million each.
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I will get some of my story ideas made into comic books and make millions on each idea.
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I will take my billions and build the first inter-galactic spaceship were I will befriend a race of immortals who will make me immortal and then at the end of time and space I will have coffee’s and brunch with god while we throw waterballoons at Einstein.
All of this I should have done in a couple of hours, maybe three if Einstein decides to be late to the brunch.
No, out of my shoulder or something.
I’ll set the same goal I set every day…
Try to take over the world!
Narf!
I’m going to adopt Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and move to a deserted island, because she will undoubtedly become so beautiful as an adult that she’ll destroy the space-time continuum. The universe must be saved.
Getting this forum straightened out in under an hour so’s I can go out to see a movie with my buds.
Moving thread from IMHO to MPSIMS.
I shall play professional hockey. For the NC Trailblazers.
Step one: Learn to skate
Step two: Learn to play hockey
Step three: Profit!
Step four: Make the team
I shall start this quest tomorrow by buying a pair of skates.
(It’s an absurd goal, but one that I have had for a long time, and daggummit, I’m gonna go for it!)
I’ll make her love me.
We have a winner!
That’s easy. I’m going to be the next President of the United States: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=422344&page=1&pp=50