Seven Deadly Sins

Here is yet another test from Emode.com

http://www.emode.com/tests/seven_deadly_sins.html

You are guilty of SLOTH. Based on your responses, we’re surprised that you even finished this test. Our guess is that you only took it as a way to get out of other, more pressing tasks. It appears that you’re probably living a life centered around avoiding work. Do your weekends consist of short excursions from beneath the warm covers of your bed? Do you consider TV Guide a great source of literature? Although you may deem the remote control one of the great design achievements of the century, don’t forget that someone had to do a little work to invent it. Why don’t you try your luck and put a little effort into something as well? You may be surprised at what you can accomplish when you commit to something.


Shadowfox

Flee at once, all is discovered!

Uh-oh

You are guilty of LUST. Some people say that we have a sexually oriented thought every seven seconds, but you mightjust throw off the curve.

Does it help if most of the questions didn’t actually have my answer?


Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?

Apply the above to UncleBeer, too. Hey, two horny Republicans, who’d a figgered?


Here’s mud in yer eye,
UncleBeer

I guessed I’d get this one from the start:

*You are guilty of PRIDE. Mirror mirror on the wall…Before you start deciding who will buy film rights to your autobiography, maybe you should ask yourself what makes you think you’re so special. What you assume to be looks of admiration and awe, may be nothing more than mocking glances that hide a laugh. Becoming your own best friend is a great thing, but it should definitely not become an obsession. An inflated sense of self-importance may hide deeper concerns about your own confidence.

According to early religious scholars, pride sins against the virtue of humility. When we compare ourselves to others, it reflects a vain concern with our outer trappings, rather than concern for our inner spiritual nature. The need to feel better than others should be tempered with a more humble focus upon ourselves as we really are. The medieval Italian poet Dante Alighieri considered pride the least deadly of all seven sins.*

Hmm… the least deadly. Yay me. I thought the test kinda sucked… I mean, it assumed I was going to sin in each situation. I do good every once in a while.


http://www.madpoet.com
Clerks - Just because they serve you doesn’t mean they like you.

Lust - gee, what a surprise.

Another lustful one, here.

::Jumping on the Lust Wagon::

Hmm, that sounds like a good band name…

i’m a prider over here.

i just sort of picked whatever on a few of the questions, though. the answers didn’t seem to fit.


“If anybody wants a sheep, that is proof that he exists.”

Well I was hoping for lust but got Envy instead. And honestly, this isn’t me at all. Or maybe it is because I’m jealous that everyone else got lust. LOL

You are guilty of ENVY. Love thy neighbor did not mean your neighbor’s stuff. You seem to always want what you can’t have, and never feel quite satisfied. Why do you care about the Jones’, and why do you always have to keep up with them. You probably have a lot to offer and should not feel jealous of those around you. Life is too short! Enjoy the blessings that you do have, especially friends and family, and keep a positive outlook on life.

Lust. Gee, what a suprise, coming from a 16 year old male…


SanibelMan - My Homepage
“All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.”

PRIDE!!!
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I’m only your wildest fear, from the corners of your darkest thoughts.

PRIDE over here.

I figure it was the “People around you don’t know how idiotic they look to you” answer that tipped the scales. :smiley:


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

Luster here. Like there was ever any doubt.
Noonch.
Lusters of the world, unite!
It’s time to reinstate the weekly orgy!
Let us all revert to free love and such like, and promptly die from nasty viruses!


how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV

Me and my friends once tried to commit all 7 deadly sins over a period of about 6 hours. I didn’t make it because the food at dining service was too nasty for gluttony.

It’s really, really easy to do when you’re 16. Fr’instance:

John: So what do we need next?

Chris: Lust. (Amanda Z**** walks by.)

John: Ok, I’m done with lust, what’s next?

–John

Yeah, Lust here, too.

And from an Neo-Marxist Anarcho-Syndicalist with a romanticized affection for Rooseveltian Democracy, to boot.


Uke

You are guilty of ENVY.

I always thought I was lazy as hell.

OK, so I spent Valentine’s day alone. So I couldn’t get a date. Hell yes, I’m envious of all of you lust crazed weasels & sexual deviants that could . So sue me. :frowning:


With magic, you can turn a frog into a prince. With science, you can turn a frog into a Ph.D, and you still have the frog you started with.

Sloth, here.

Would’ve posted this earlier, but just didn’t get around to it…


JMCJ

This is not a sig.

Envy. (Much to my surprise, I would have expected Sloth.)

LUST- really didn’t need to take a test for that…


If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
-Albert Einstein