Anyone ever have sex with someone you wouldn’t normally have sex with in order to get something out of it? Please share. I can honestly say I’ve never done this, but probably only because sex with me has no value. C’mon, spill it.
Well, most of the time I manage to get an orgasm out of it.
There was this one time where I used sex to secure parts of Montana, Wyoming, Colorado, Texas, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, and Louisiana, not to mention all of Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, Iowa, Missouri, and Arkansas. I called it the Enderiana purchase.
History tries tells a different story. But I ask you, who are you going to believe: a slave keeping, illegitimate child bearing colonial or me, a fellow doper? 
I kissed a salesmen to get something cheaper. It worked.
But I dont think I could go as far as sex…
Man, that d have to be quite a lot percent off…
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You would get more answers if you asked if someone offered sex to you to get something cheaper, not the other way around.
Yeah, have any of you ever been offered sex to give the persone something cheaper?
I once got offered a blowjob to buy beer for some teenage girls, does that count? (I didn’t accept)
“I once got offered a blowjob to buy beer for some teenage girls”
Hey, that sounds like a deal, why did you say NO?
I had sex with this guy once just to get out of my house for a while.
OK matt, that has got to be the lamest excuse I have ever heard for sex. But it was quite funny. Hey, whatever floats your boat.
A woman neighbor, well, 4 units down, offered to ‘screw my eyeballs loose’ if I could fix her car. She was hot. I fixed her car, the coil wire was cracked. Cost me $2.00. I didn’t tell her what was wrong.
She screwed my eyeballs loose. It took me a day to get them right. 
I fixed a stove for a girl living next to me in another place and she ‘repaid’ me by sitting on my lap and poking her really good breasts in my face, then suggesting she look at my bedroom. Afterwards I fixed her vac, a broken lamp, that leaky faucet, squeaky door ------ and was handsomely repaid each time.
I was sorry to see her move later.
I need to get my handyman skills up to snuff:)
I once got a kiss for helping this girl with a puzzle…
I was 40 pounds lighter then, didn’t have all of this gray hair, looked rakish in my jeans and had a whole lot more stamina. (I need to start working out.)
Well, I was 17, very depressed and angsty, and I had to do something dangerous or I would go insane. So this guy gave me a blowjob in his car in the parking lot at Angrignon Park. And I’m sitting there going, OK, the moon’s there, and Verendrye Blvd is there, so the metro must be there if I have to make a run for it. The encounter terminated without incident, and I didn’t feel as dead afterwards, which was nice.
Depression is a nasty thing that means something’s definitely not right in your life. Fortunately, I haven’t gotten depressed for the last month and a half, which makes me think I’ve solved whatever it was.