Sex at work.

[E.Thorp]

@shiftless

After I closed, up the cocktail waitress I was dating

Best misplaced comma ever.

[Algher]

On the weekend at a right-wing think tank where I was a research assistant.

[drewtwo99]

zombie workplace sex!!!

[Tristan]

@robert_columbia

I’m okay with it as long as it’s not in front of the C H I L D R E N.

Krusty

“Sex Cauldron? I thought that place got shut down!”

/Krusty

[Scubaqueen]

@Rushgeekgirl

I was dating a local radio DJ and we did it in the control room.

Pink Floyd.

:D:D:D

[corkboard]

I used to be a stagehand. One night, during a rather lackluster performance by the Westchester Philharmonic, my girlfriend came by and we very quietly and carefully made our way to the grid, about 100’ above center stage, and she gave me a hummer.