I barely know what a Dorito is. Sex all the way. Hey, that’s not a bad motto in itself.
I might be tempted if the offer was to enable me to shoot laser beams out of my fingertips, but Doritos? Nah. If I want some (which is not very often), I’ll just buy a bag, or go without.
Unlimited Doritos, you say?
Hmm.
Well, I’m not a big fan, but I can imagine a scenario where I could take those Doritos, market them as generic chips that taste as good as Doritos, and make a fortune from them by undercutting everyone else’s prices because the chips are free to me. 
Once I have my fortune, the women come running.
Even if we were ending up with more santorum in the house than the Pennsylvania Legislature, my hands still wouldn’t smell as bad the next day as they do from eating Doritos.
Doritos just aren’t that good.
I’m with Barbarian, that Faerie might need a physical correction.
I am a monk in a monastery.
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Could you change the Doritos thing to fresh fruit (healthy eating leads to healthy body leads to attracts chicks?
Could you change the Doritos thing to whipped cream? I have a chat-up line I’d like to use…
This is difficult only in as much as there is a good chance I’ll go without sex for 3 years anyway - so I might as well get something out of it.
But if I were getting some on a regular basis, I wouldn’t trade it for Doritos.
Not even for magically non-caloric chocolate cheesecake would I give up sex.
You people are crazy! :eek:
IIRC, Taco flavour was still available in Southern Alberta last summer (last time I was home). You’re on your own with the low-carb thing, though.
Have sex and forget about eatting crapy chips and getting fat. Most people can afford as many as they want anyhow.
For whatever crazy reason the convenience store near my house got a one week shipment of Taco Doritos last summer. I asked the kids behind the counter and they didn’t know why and had never heard of them before (kids!).
I bought them all, something like 15 bags. Mmm…
Kind of like that time I was in Hawaii and found a place that still had Sour Cream & Onion Doritos. That was 15+ years ago but still good.
As for the OP? No way in hell.
I can’t imagine a dorito that good.
Doritos no. This magically non-caloric chocolate cheesecake though has potential for such a deal.
I suppose I’d take the deal, If I were somehow faced with a coma that was going to last three years. Ya know, since I wouldn’t be usin’ it anyway. That’s pretty much the only scenario I can see it.
Agreed.
I don’t care for Doritos all that much. I love cheescake, but even the promise of calorieless wonderful-tasting cheescake isn’t worth it.
How about Magical Sex instead?
I’d give up sex for a week or two for a single bag of barbecue flavored Doritos, which were a limited-time offering a few years ago. I was crushed when they disappeared.
I would have to take the Dorito,there is no way I am going to have sex with a bunch of goddamn faeries.
Wait a sec. I’d have to have no sex (like I’m doing now, thankyouverymuch) and have the SuperDorito or I can have sex AND regular Doritos? Yeah, I’ll take door number two, Monty.
Maybe if they were actually magical doritos in that they gave you the abilty to fly or turn invisible at will or always find the perfect parking place, but just regular doritos? No thank you, I’ll have the sex.
Those faeries must have been smoking dope to even come up with such an idea.
That’s just crazy talk.
I would, however, give up Doritos for three years for as much crunchy, spicy, even cheesy, delicious sex I wanted anytime I held out my hand…