Sex or sleep?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Today on the first page of the Globe and Mail :

Sex or a good night’s sleep?
Toronto prefers forty winks

What the hell? No wonder people think Canadians are boring. :wink: According to the survey, 63% of women surveyed said they preferred sleep, while 44% of men agreed.

It boggles the mind. I didn’t think the percentage would be that high. I know there are mitigating circumstances (overstressed parents, workers, illness). Perhaps Toronto men are lousy in bed? :wink: (I’m gonna get killed for saying that…)

Toronto the Good? Hardly. Toronto the Boring? More likely. Sigh.

P.S. Why wasn’t I polled? :smiley:

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Perhaps this explains why the Canadian population is so low. I thought we were going to have to blame it on Matt! :wink:

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Is it an either/or question? Seems like the first would lead to the latter and lack of the first would lead to lack of the latter.

And who can’t spare five minutes or so before they roll over and go to sleep?

If man was meant to fly faster than the speed of sound he would have been born with 50,000 pounds of thrust.

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Do the numbers sound right to you? I’m wondering if the people polled were just too plain embarrassed to admit enjoying sex more than sleep.

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Im from Alberta… we like sex, sex, and more sex… sleep isnt that important. Must be that rocky mountain air.

“Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.”

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Ok, that does it, I’m moving to Alberta. :wink:

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Come on west Moosie… we have lots of room for you…

“Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.”

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Sex or Sleep?

What is this, a trick question?

I can always catch a nap later.

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

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I’ll take sex for $400, Alex…

Yer pal,
Satan

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Wait a minute, Satan, did you just offer Alex Trebek $400 for sex? Good god, more things I didn’t need to know…

God is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -God
Neitzsche is God. -Dead

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pluto–

Ummmmm…that’s barely enough time to make sure she is “happy” and not nearly enough for me to get there…

“Love thine enemies…it really pisses them off.”
-Anon

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Are you kidding?

Sleep. I can always dream about sex (and usually do)…it’s far less messy that way.

“Excrement. That is what I think of J. Evans Pritchard, PhD.” --Robin Williams, Dead Poets Society

Chris’ Homepage: Domestic Bliss

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of coure I prefer sex to sleep, when I sleep I am usually having a wet dream.
This has to be a Toronto thing.

Unforgiven

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I like sex, I really do. That’s how I ended up with two kids.

Thus being the case, my priorities have changed. I currently prefer sleep to sex. Once things settle down a bit here, they’ll probably change back. Maybe. Sleep is awfully nice.

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Sleep. I don’t know anyone worth having sex with at present.

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Definitely sex, and I don’t get enough sleep as it is. Anyhow, maybe this survey only surveyed people of an older age group. That’s the great thing about statistics, you can use it any way you want to.

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I can sleep almost any time I want – I’m a highly skilled napper. I’m also a highly skilled lover, but nobody cares to test that out. Basically, I’ll take sex over sleep at this point for the sheer novelty of it.

–Da Cap’n
“Playin’ solitaire 'til dawn
With a deck of fifty-one.”

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Another vote for sex. No matter how drag-ass tired I am, I can perform unless I’m actually sick with flu or something. It’s as if I have a special reservoir of energy that’s only available for sex.

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No straight answer here.

How sleepy am I?
How horny am I?
How stimulating are you?

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Sig Line for rent:

“You arouse; I’ll arise.”