Hark! Though I quote Shakespeare, rest assured I am definitely not as eloquent as he. Especially since it is damned close to 1:AM here, and I am lesser the man I usually am, thanks to insomnia.
I have had the strangest sleep patterns as of late. Granted, Friday night was due to an imbalanced chemistry (read: “whiskey”), and Saturday night was just plain weird–due to some local thunderstorms which kept me up all damn night. But this evenin’, due to the fact that I slept in so late on this morn, I just can’t quite fall asleep.
For the love of Og, someone please hit me with a large, frozen trout to put me unconsious.
Mmmm . . . trout.