Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man
You know what’s scary? That link actually showed up BLACK for me. Damn that Moosie chick and damn ICQ 
Jerk off month… why not? Although: an entire MONTH? How many breaks do we get per day?
Apparently in Toronto… as many as you want
Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man
What I find hilarious is that it’s the second annual national masturbate-athon (on May 7th for the dopers in the GTA). I sure don’t remember hearing about the first one.
Of course, I meant breaks from masturbating. Not from work or anything
We still think you’re boring, but now we think you’re lonely too.
Dr. Watson
“A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.” – Karl Kraus
I am afraid I had not heard of this in the Maritimes, but we are usually behind by a couple of months anyways.
Should I schedule myself some time off work to observe this umm…holiday(?) I’ll work it into my planner and if I do, do you think I should be paid for this time? I think it could be one of those improve moral type things, what do you think?
Fuck it, I’m the boss, I’ll tell them I’m in a meeting…BTW pun WAS intended
Thanks for the smile this morning.
How do you feel about doing someone you don’t know?
Please, please, please (on my knees) please, please ~~ originally posted by GolfWidow
Angie, it’s on a Sunday, so you may not have to get off early from work that day.
Damn! all my Sundays are booked up with sex WITH my husband…there has got to be a way to time off for this!
I’m going to call the Dept of Human Ressources tomorrow. I’m sure we can work something out. 
Hot damn! Finally something worth doing in Toronto!
I wonder if I can take that day off high school for religious reasons.
Studi
When I grow up, I want to be the Minister of Silly Walks.
Dammit.
If I didn’t already have plans to go to Chicago in May…
Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)
Gee, it’s so nice to know Toronto will be celebrating on my birthday.