Enough of these shenanigans, we need to have a little smiling spread through this board.
Not that I have anything good to type. Dang, should have thought this through before typing.
So, just picture good things like puppies, mountain climbing, a fast internet connection, the re-release of the movie “Hoosiers”, cash windfalls, and getting to work in the same office as your wife.
Or, picture things that actually apply to your life. I may get irritated if too many of you think about working in the same office as my wife. Particularly Wally, Unclebeer, or Coldfire.
We went right out there and refused to do accoustical versions of the electrical songs that we had refused to record in the first place.
[gush] I have never felt so welcome among such a wonderful group of cyberbound intellectuals as I have here. Between the new SDMB Pyroto Clan, and my shinning new Wally sig, between my e-mail scrabble game where the Prince of Darkness destroyed me over 500 to less than 200 and my little tif with UncleBeer that broyught us, at leats I think closer together, You guys have made me feel really welcome, and I love you all!!
Thank you all so much for everything, and keep up the good stuff.
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“My drinking team has a Rugby problem.” This sig line has been brought to you by the creative mind of Wally
“I may get irritated if too many of you think about working in the same office as my wife. Particularly Wally, Unclebeer, or Coldfire.”
—Jeez, you mean I have to protect your wife from all THREE of them? I think I may need some back-up. Especially with Uncle lobbing beer cans at my noggin.
I’m sure this is grossly unfair to Mullinator’s Wife, who is probably an intelligent and savvy professional lady who may even be brunette, but after all this time I’ve developed a mental image of her as a bubbleheaded cartoon blonde with a pneumatic figure, surrounded by salacious, rapacious gnomelike males, and her clothes are always getting ripped off. Sorta like the old Wallace Wood comic strip SALLY FORTH, or Harvey Kurtzman’s LITTLE ANNIE FANNY. Hence her constant need of protection from Eve and Mullinator.
You wanted “happy images” ? Always glad to oblige!
{“Gnomelike males” line is NOT a comment on Unc, Wally, and Coldfire, who are suave and urbane and attractive and witty and who do not drool publicly}
Mully, I think this is an awesome idea! Here’s my contribution to this happy thread.
My husband is coming home on 18 May for 2 weeks!!
My good friend pipefitter is coming to SA for some AF Reserve training,and I’ll get to spend some time with him while he’s here.
My dearest friend is getting ready to get the car he’s drooled over for some time!
I have made so many new friends here, and been treated so very well by all, that this has become my second home, and it has also given me laughs, insights, new way of looking at things, and so many other blessings, I can’t list them all.
Thank you, each and every one of you, for being here, and bringing some friendship and good times to what is right now a very lonely existence.
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You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
I don’t like sweet cuddly puppies. People can abuse them or steal them. Can I have your puppies after they grow up into fearless 100-pound masses of muscle and teeth? a whole yard full of Rottweilers.
Mullinator, do you have any idea how HARD I tried to fit a reference to protecting your wife into my little ‘You’re The Top’ parody? Alas, even my nimble mind couldn’t make it fit the meter . . .
—Eve (who delights in poking the lion with a stick)
