Applesauce was interesting as well. The ice cubes were a bit shocking, though.
I thought it was Duran Duran?
In some ways, yes and other ways, no. I have one FWB and he is an ex. No strings attached. Most of the time there are no emotions, but we flip flop on that every once in a while. I don’t dare go out and just jump some random guy for the hell of it. My family like to get a little to involved in my life and “slut” has come up a time or too. So I will just stick with my ex and date a guy if the situation presents itself… but no one night hook ups with random strangers.
omg - I love pancakes with no syrup… damn.
Most people find that alcohol helps.
Nah, if anything, drunk people tend to get overly emotional. If I had a dime for every drunken man who’s declared his undying love for me…
… well, I’d have a *bunch * of dimes. Maybe even enough for a large coffee.
Not at Starbucks prices. 
It was, once.
For what it is worth, I think you are better off for the way you have handled things. 
Another pertinent Woody Allen quote: “Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.”
Do relationships really pivot this much on sex?
I will never understand humans.
Huh huh huh. He said “pivot.” Huh huh huh.