;)i lost my virginity about 2 weeks ago
If you were alone when it happened, it didn’t really happen.
Photos, or it never happened.
Was it late in the evening?
u guyz r CrAzy. omg lol
fo realZ yo
no wut i mean.
an’ shit…
Did you collect your books and get on back to school, or steal your daddy’s cue and make a living out of playing pool?
Worst Super Kapowzler impression ever.
Nah, he found himself a rock and roll band, that needed a helping hand.
ah cain recolect
Yeah, I could never get the hang of Thursdays.
To OP: Better lose your viginity soon, as you’ll get a divide-by-zero fault if you attempt to compute your average age of viginity loss as it stands.
While both Viginities preserved their viginities technically speaking, it should be noted that their breakup resulted from an attempted seduction. Only West Viginity declined to join the Carolingus sisters in their debauchery.
In other news, last night I dreamt I slept with seven snakes! My wife informs me this is a sure sign I will soon engage in wild sex with a gorgeous woman. (Given my present age and condition, odds are the gorgeous woman will be none other than Mrs. Septimus herself. 
)
Some say virginity is lost at birth. Others say that virginity is lost at conception. Still others say that virginity never existed in the first place due to original sin. And some say that virginity can be regained through being born again.
But…if you’re born again, doesn’t that mean you lose for virginity again?! Born again sluts.
I came across a person like that. She kept getting born again to become a virgin again, and then would go fuck everything in sight, which would lead to her needing to once again be born again.
The first time I came across her was when I purchased her grandfather’s canoe. As I pulled up to her house, phonograph records were flying over the roof from the back yard. When I asked her why she was destroying her records, she said that it was because god had told her to.
A few years later, I came across her at a fraternity party. She had fucked every single resident of that chapter that term.
Her pattern of behaviour came out in conversations with her after that. Religion, sex and insanty make for strange bed-fellows.
I hope you were a gentleman and offered her a towel.
No, but back then I used to sell togas to sororities (I even took a seminar in toga making from the Royal Ontario Museum).
There we go. /close
Porn-again sluts?
John Madden would call that a “do-over”. But he also says there’s no such thing as do-overs.
In most games, anyway.
girl get pragnent