Remember, it doesn’t count if its in the butt. Or the mouth. Or the ear
December 8, 19-- uh, never mind.
Aural sex!
I once watched a sleeping pastor of the Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints get nailed in the ear by a horney chihuahua.
Oh hush! 
I’d see that band.
Prick up your ears!
(I totally stole that from Seth McFarlane, and I’m not ashamed.)
And he stole it from Joe Orton!
Kind of.
You might have an eargasm!
I guess I’m still a virgin. I’m saving my left ear for marriage.
Earlingus?
In one ear and out the other…
The best post in the thread by far 