Sexiest children's entertainer?

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That’s going to be stuck in my head all day. :slight_smile:

If we’re including fictional ones, Aunt Jane (and her little helper, Jake).

I fancied Sally James from Tiswas.

Another vote for Xuxa. Yum.

This is a fair encapsulation of everything that is alien and baffling to me about the Far East (and its fans) where sexuality is concerned: she looks, sounds, and acts exactly like a prepubescent schoolgirl. Not only does the word “sexy” not spring to mind, but I have a hard time not looking askance at those who disagree.

But I guess a thread whose title contains the words “sexiest children” is liable to have some ethical land mines…

When I was 4 years old I wanted to fuck Shari Lewis’ dimples. Lambchop must have had one of the healthiest prostates in history.

Ladies and Gentlemen let me introduce you to Michaela Strachan and Gail Porter.

:shrug: I just think she’s got nice legs, that’s all.

Another vote for Shari Lewis. Also Fran of Cucla, Fran and Ollie

And if this is what prepubescent children look like in your neck of the woods, I must say that’s . . . odd . . .

The Friendly Giant. (Hey, look! Giraffe makes an appearance! :smiley: )

Yeah. Every one of these children’s entertainers acts like they are younger than they actually are. Quite a few try to dress like kids, and make themselves look more like the kids. What is throwing you is that Japanese women tend to look younger in general. But the signs of post pubescence (and thus attraction) are still there.

Oh, and nice job insinuating that a poster here is a pedophile.

Kind of a butterface, but a nice rack, nonetheless.

Holy fuck!

I want Lolo to minister to me. In my bed, no less.

So that’s Coupling? That was pretty funny. I’ve heard about it, but never had seen any of it. Dang it–now I’m going to have to Netflix it. :slight_smile:

The man in that clip was one of the main characters in the now-cancelled American show FlashForward. Took me a minute to recognize him because he looks so much younger in the clip.

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Back on topic, here’s a picture from the Xuxa show.

Oh, and: One more for Xuxa.

When I was a kid, I had a HUGE crush on Captain Penny.

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Oh my, I’m glad I was listening to that on headphones … :smiley:

Oh. My. God!

Blue Peter had it’s fair share - my personal faves being

Sarah Greene
Liz Barker
Katy Hill

Google the names for pics