I’ll keep this short… for *my *standards. I could go on, and you all know it. (Edit: Well so much for that)
Recent events in the news/ relevant links:
http://news.yahoo.com/plus-sized-parking-spaces-chinese-women-drivers-032323682.html
http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/23/world/asia/japan-sexism-heckling/index.html
I can’t be arsed to find more. You’ve all seen it. The attitude crosses borders, cultures, languages, and all across the globe. It all boils down to this:
Women can’t drive, women are for making babies, women shouldn’t be trusted with positions of authority, women are inferior to men for long list of supposedly legitimate reasons, essentially boiling down to “Do you even lift?”, and infamously, women can’t be trusted because they have periods.
I don’t know how it got into so many minds, but somewhere along the line, having a set of ovaries meant that essentially, you weren’t a fully developed human being. Not like the greatness that is men, apparently. These sexist opinions formed out of ignorance, I have to imagine, because we could just go down the list and tick them off one by one and identify which gender be causin’ the most problems.
- Let’s see… which gender can’t drive?
A quick google shows conflicting reports. There are reports and studies suggesting women can’t drive, and plenty of reports suggesting that men are worse. Specifically, men would end up causing more lethal accidents due to driving more recklessly or under the influence, whereas women would cause more minor accidents. So let’s let money decide. Young men tend to get penalized more on their auto insurance, and pay higher premiums, because we’re reckless as fuck.
Why are auto insurance rates higher for males? | AutoInsurance.org
There. Cited.
I’m pretty sure the insurance companies know more about traffic accidents than most of us do, because it’s how they stay profitable. If men were less of a risk than women, they’d charge less in premiums to attract more customers to their brand.
2) Women can’t be trusted to lead, can’t be entrusted with the fate of nations
But I thought that’s what women were better at? Taking care of those under their care? After all:
- Women are for making and raising children. Men obviously playing no role in this. It’s just the domain of women.
Which, *if *we assume that’s true, means they can’t do anything else because… reasons.
So we trust women to look after a house, our kids, and the entire sum of a household’s collections of valuables; Trust women to provide wisdom, guidance, and leadership to our children. Essentially, we entrust them with the fate of our species, because our species relies on each successive generation to survive.
But when it comes to running nations, businesses, religions, they suddenly lose all of those qualities and become empty-headed dunces. They can’t be trusted to run a nation! They’ll get PMS and fire off some nukes and start world war III, it will be the end of humanity as we know it!
We certainly couldn’t trust some woman to think about the survivability of our people. Leave that up to the much more competent and level-headed men!
How’s that going, by the way? I trust that we’re deeply entrenched within a great Pax Testosterona, A historical period of peace and tranquility lasting tens of thousands and thousands of years since men overthrew their female overlords and started running things.
Certainly *men *would never do something as *silly *as declaring pointless wars and sending wave after wave of our children to suffer and die needlessly, to demonstrate the enormous size of their dicks. That, I think we can all agree, would be preposterous.
List of wars by death toll - Wikipedia
We can’t trust women in positions of political power. That’s why we’ve had kings and generalissimos and supreme leaders and fuhrers and chambers of Congress and nothing *ever *went terribly wrong then.
How about in positions of religious authority? We couldn’t have women as priests or bishops or cardinals or popes or imams, because we have to think of the children. Why doesn’t anyone ever think of the children? WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?!?!?
I can think of one group of people who think of the children. In fact, one might suggest, they spend an inordinate amount of time thinking of the children…
You need to have old men who aren’t allowed to have sex with women hanging around young prepubescent boys all the time. Nothing bad ever happened from those circumstances.
Speaking of which, how about those female sexual predators we’re always hearing about? Hmmm? Yes, gotta watch out for those women, for there certainly isn’t a much larger percentage of sexual predators among the males. Perish the idea.
Perpetrators of violent crime?
Serial killers?
Mass murderers?
Women all, I’m sure. At the very least, *most *of them had to be.
How about your non-violent white collar crime? Surely all those rich folks who embezzled billions or defrauded investors or rigged entire economies were members of the fairer sex? Most of them had to be.
Otherwise, I’m baffled by the reputation women have among persons who think gender defines someone’s trustworthiness in the business world.
Yes, yes, I’m seeing now all the reasons why we denigrate women so. It’s an entirely justified bias, for women have been holding us back as a species. It’s a wonder why we’ve tolerated their hormones and emotional outbursts and needless vagina-bleeding-induced massacres for this long.
I see now why the idea of women in positions of authority, or driving, or doing anything besides pumping out baby units is absurd. They’re clearly doing everything else wrong, and men have certainly proven themselves to be trustworthy, competent, rational, and reliable, in matters of state, religion, and business. History has shown time and time again that women are predatory and like to abuse minors, beat their spouses senseless, rape men, and cause genocides.
It’s such a perfectly justified position, I have to retract my earlier analysis. Rather than wonder why sexism is so widespread, one has to wonder why everyone doesn’t prefer that men keep running the show.
Yeah, I’m pitting sexism. It’s such a brave stand, bravo to me.
But if it’s so fucking obvious that it’s dumb, why is it so prevalent, you male assholes?