sexual fantasies anyone?

You don’t say.

I got nothing - just posting to undermine your prediction :smiley:

The OP went about it all wrong. It’s like walking up to a girl in a bar and saying, “Hey baby, wanna come to my apartment and suck my cock?”

Even if she came to the bar hoping to find a guy who needs his cock sucked, that’s the wrong way to go about it.

If the OP really wanted to hear sexual fantasies, the obvious way to get the ball rolling is to post one of their own. Or they could mosey on over to, y’know, Literotica instead.

Well, I must admit you have a good point there.

I want to appear in front of an audience wearing lab goggles, jack boots, and a double-breasted Victorian lab smock- and nothing else. Me and my hunchbacked yet lovely assistant She-gor, use some impressive electrical displays to bring my creation Frankentina ( a statuesque woman wearing neckbolts and some extremely detailed air brushed make up) to life. Then we have a threesome.

Does She-gor get a hump?

If she’s willing, I’ll hump her. :smiley:

Naw,she just gets to suck him.

But first you have to sing “Puttin’ On The Ritz.”

Sooo-pah doo-pah!!!

Lol, yeah honestly i don’t think my head was all clear when i wrote that:rolleyes:

Great, so let’s close it.