i love reading things like this. i dont care how weird you think i am.
and by the way, im not sure i have one of my own 
I’m setting the over/under on the view:post ratio of this thread at 200:1. Anyone want any action?
is this a question or something?
well yeah, fantasies I got them, but if I tell you will you steal em or will you help me bring them to reality? And if you do bring them to reality will you pay for my divorce?
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if you have a really appealing fantasy, i wouldnt steal it per se…rather adopt it :rolleyes:
called Sex and Psyche; i dont remember who wrote it.
it had all kinds of sexual fantasies that have been submitted and shared by all these people in the UK.
and i loved reading them; it’s fun. not to “get off” or anything, i just found them interesting.
alas, i feel that i lent it to some one long ago but i cant remember who.
and obviously they forgot to give it back.
do you see a question mark?
I believe the OP already covered that …
I have this one fantasy where a brand new poster shows up at my new condo. They walk in the door and clothes start dropping one by one. Each step, a different garment until we are in my bedroom. Then they go over to my windows and begin to install window treatments so I can sleep in.
I have this fantasy where the people in the apartment above mine decide to not fuck after 10PM.
Actually, it’s even more fun if you use them to get off. Isn’t that what sexual fantasies are for?
And yes, I have a bunch of them.
No, but I see a style of typing that makes me want to scratch my own eyes out.
sooo… is this ‘scratching my own eyes out’ a fetish thing?
So you’ve got access to the entire interwebs, and you expect to find something here you can’t find elsewhere?
Maybe she heard about … The Initiation Goat. And the squid.
NaNoWriMo is coming up…
Nah. I’m only here to see how this wasn’t closed yet.
And yet…weird. We have regular threads on odd things coming out of our vagina and the pH of semen and what it’s like pan fried…and here, mum’s the word? Is it because a new poster started it? Or because it was asked outright and not through an oblique reference or thread hijack? Or are Dopers actually reticent on a topic?! :eek:
Jesus. You are aroused by very short stories too? What a coincidence!
I have so many fantasies, I could write a book.
In fact I am writing a book. It’s about bridging the gap between fantasies and reality. The only thing more pathetic than someone who can’t fantasize, is someone who can ***only ***fantasize.
Well, I just thought that this would be a good way for the sexual fantasy sharers/creative writers to kill two birds with one stone.