Quotes from and about sports are rife with sexual connotation if taken out of context. Let’s list some! Past, present, famous, obscure, whatever.
Inspired by this gem by Nationals pitcher Gio Gonzalez following yesterday’s win over Miami:
Here’s a 5 minute comedy skit (audio):
Authorities differ as to whether Brian Johnston ever actually said “the bowler’s Holding, the batsman’s Willey”, but it certainly could have happened and, you feel, should have happened.
The all time classic Brian Johnston moment is this one responding to Jonathan Agnew’s suggestive comment on an Ian Botham dismissal. This went out live on BBC Radio 4 commentary.
Not available in my country. Hmph. That’s okay, I’ll take FREEDOM!
Welcome! to this universe space traveler! In your universe what with the different physical laws that clip may be 5 minutes but in our universe it is only 1:42.
How frustrating. Try this one - unfortunately it’s got some audience laugh track over it.
Another very well-known one is David Coleman’s classic “The big Cuban opened his legs and showed his class”.
OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here. Two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth. There’s the wind-up, and there it is, a line shot up the middle, look at him go. This boy can really fly. He’s rounding first and really turning it on now, he’s not letting up at all, he’s gonna try for second. The ball is bobbled out in the center. And here’s the throw and what a throw. He’s gonna slide in head first. Here he comes, he’s out. No, wait, safe, safe at second base. This kid really makes things happen out there. Batter steps up to the plate. Here’s the pitch, he’s going and what a jump he’s got. He’s trying for third. Here’s the throw. It’s in the dirt, safe at third. Holy cow, stolen base. He’s taking a pretty big lead out there. Almost daring them to pick him off. The pitcher glances over, winds-up and it’s bunted, bunted down the third base line. The suicide squeeze is on. Here he comes, squeeze play, it’s gonna be close. Here’s the throw, here’s the play at the plate. Holy cow, I think he’s gonna make it -
stop right now!
I believe the actual quote is “Stop right there!”
Dizzy Dean infamous play-by-play of two lovebirds that are making out in the bleachers.
“I think I got this figured out, He kisses her on the strikes and she kisses him on the balls”
Before we go any further…
Oh wait – that’s not sexual.
Still funny.
And hey, some people might be into that sort of thing.
You are supposed to say No Homo Spike!