[sub]This comes from a comment made by pldennison in this thread. [/sub]
And now, on with the show! This is the SexyMeter, so post here what you think ranks highest and lowest in terms of sexiness…
Guys with blonde hair. +10
Guys who bleach their hair blonde. -5
Women who wear glasses. +5
Women who think Dorothy Parker was still pretty cool, even if she was wrong about the glasses thing. +5
Women who say “Dorothy who?” -10
Guys who wear glasses. +10
Guys who contacts instead of glasses. -5
Women in stuff that could have been bought anywhere or less than $20: +5
Girls with glasses: +10
Women in suits: +5 (strangely contradictory to the first one, but suits with pants just rule)
Women with tattoos: +5
Women with make-up: 0
Women with make-up that can be messed up like “Wet Paint”: -10
Being female in the first place: +5
Though I’m just…barely…bisexual, anyone who resembles Brad Pitt: +2. :shrug:
Women who wear (matching) sexy lingerie under shorts and a t-shirt of blue jeans and a sweat shirt: +12.
Redheads: +35.
Smokers: -40.
Cookie-cutter blondes: -25.
Women with pierced faces: -27.
Men who can play a musical instrument well. +9
Men who play the fiddle well. +10 (personal thing)
Men who cannot play any musical instrument. 0
Men who think they can play a musical instrument well but are actually very bad at it. -10
Men who wear linnen shirts. +7
Men who wear any type of loose trousers. -5
I am strange, I know.
Women who smoke: -100
Women with pierced eyebrows: -5
Brunettes: +2
Women who play guitar: +5
Women who look good in BDUs: +8
Very intelligent women: +10
Glasses: +10
little to no makeup: +10
accent: +10
any natural red in hair: +15
These apply to either gender. I friggin’ melt for accents.
1-10 scale, with some exceptions
Women with breast implants. -10
Women with hairy nipples. -666
Women with no college education. -5
Women with long curly hair. +5
Women that are shaved.(not head) +8
Women with stretch marks. -5
Women that have tatoos. -7
Women with really smelly farts that think its funny to unleash hot furry while under the covers in bed. -10
Women with fucked up teeth. -8
Women who like monkeys. +5
Women who take my credit card to go buy groceries and come home with a bag full of clothes and really stupid looking shoes from Sax Fifth Avenue. -100
Women with little “poochy” tummies. +6
That’s abou tit.
A man who looks like a Ken Doll -50
A scruffy guy +50
A goatee +25
A full beard -50
A guy who knows music +50
A guy who thinks Celine Dion is music -1000
A guy who can put up with me +1,000,000
Goatees- +10
Pierced navel- -50
Pierced nipple(s)- +50
Dark hair and Dark eyes- +20
Bleach blonde hair with dark roots- +50
Guitarist or drummer- +10,000
Likes Kittie- +50
Likes Rancid- -100
No musical ability- -100
Looks like Dave Navarro or David Silveria- +200
Finds Britney Spears attractive- -100,000 (my last boyfriend compared me to her constantly. ex: If you cut your hair you’d look just like Britney!) damn him to hell…
~Kittie
Self assuredness +25
Self awareness +25
Whiney -25
Other than those, most anything goes.
A woman who has discovered the undeniable power of stockings and high heels: +7500.
Women who refer to their genitals as “down there:” -27.
Self-confidence: +5000.
girls in overalls +15
British accents +10
likes NASCAR -25
doesn’t like “The Godfather” -30
Smart +5
Smarter than me +5
Let’s me know it +5
Constantly -20
Fun +5
Can tell a joke +5
Can tell dirty jokes +5
Shoots pool +5
Can beat me in pool +5
Let’s me win -15
Smokes or drinks too much -10
Reads +5
A lot +5
Can discuss what they’ve read +10
Can discuss world events +5
Intelligently +10
Has an opinion +10
Can accept that mine might be different +10
Can speak multiple languages +5
Okay, now the physical…
Full lips +5
Pretty eyes +5
Brown eyes +5
Brunette +5
Red head +5-10, depends
Blonde -10, but mysteriously, some dirty blondes +5
Looks good in soccer shorts +10
Silicon -10
Hey there from this smart, smarter than you, did you know I am smarter than you?; fun, funny, “One time a guy and a legless hooker walk into a bar…”; pool shooting, addicted book reader who can discuss what she reads, intelligently, opinionated, open-minded, spanish-speaking, full-lipped, blue eyed, brunette, totally natural soccer player!!
Rats! I knew I shouldn’t have gotten married 11 years ago to that slacker who only scored 90! 
[sub]I only scored 10 on yours[/sub]
Awww…okay let’s see if you can rack up the points here:
blonde +10
blue eyes +10
soccer fan +5
football fan +10
can talk about football intelligently +10
without trying to make me look like a “stupid female” +100
and never asking me to get him a drink +50
who wears glasses +10
and reads +5
and posts on the SDMB or at least reads it +5000
who has a name something like “ShibbOleth”… +1,000,000
Brains +5
Red Head +35
Green Eyes +10
Loyalty +5,000
Puts up with Bad Puns +5,000
Makes Worse Puns +5,000
Finds Brad Pitt useful for .44mag target practice +5,000
Comparable Musical Tastes +20
Likes Baldness +1,000
Intelligent +100
Backrubs +10,000
(slight pause for backrub - Juliana)
(Oh… where am I? Oh yeah!)
Likes taking the “Road Less Traveled” +10
Likes Science Fiction +50
Likes RPG’s +15
Likes Star Trek +15
Thinks dressing up in Uniform is fun +15
(time out for another backrub…)
(back… sorry)
Follows Current Events +5
Understands Saint Zero’s thought patterns +1,000,000
Good Speller/Proofreader +50
Completes Impromptu Filks SZ starts +50
Finds Overweight, Balding, Greying (ACK!), unemployable Science Fiction Geeks Sexy +500
Handles Intelligent Conversation +15
Doesn’t go “Huh?” when I mention Ancient Computers +50
Used an Amiga +500
Thinks Pop Culture is a symptom of a diseased Civilization +50
Smokes/Drinks/Druggie -1,000,000,000,000
Wow. How flattering!
Just let me…um…
:searchs in backpack for blonde Lee Press-on-Hair[/sup]
There…perfect! 