Sewalk! how YOU doin’?
jarbaby
Well damn. -55. I’m glad it’s not you I have to impress!
Southern accent: +25
Dark hair: +15
Goatee: +10
Likes auto racing: +100
Is an avowed Earnhardt fan: -50
Makes fun of me for liking Elliott Sadler: -50
Plays guitar: +5
Can help me fix my car: +25
Will explain the car things I don’t understand to me: +50
Does it in a way that makes me feel like an idjit: -100
Can dress like a cowboy and get away with it: +100
Big bad rodeo-cowboy attitude: -50
Lets me wear his clothes: +25
Tells me I’m pretty/sexy/etc: +20 each time
um, wide and varied, guys take note.
the “right” smell +1000
pierced tongue +20
some form of tan +10
freckles +50
blue eyes +50
brown eyes +50
eyes +50 (sorry, i get carried away)
GSOH +50
laughs when i’m trying to be funny +50
laughs with me, not at me +100
looking like a surfer +10
looking like a student +10
looking like a 70s throwback indie kid +50
nice hands +100
drinker +1000
sober +1000
likes Guinness +50
doesn’t mind if i drink his Guinnes +50
skinny +10
buff +10
chubby +10
intelligent +1000
tactile +500
thinks sex is better with condoms +1000
hair +10
cute buzz cut +50
no hair +10
facial hair +/- 20 depending
not possessive +10
open-minded +500
australian/kiwi/canadian/south african/southern US/scottish/welsh/irish accent +500
and things which don’t
BO -300
big ego -500
no self confidence -100
stingyness -50
can’t take a joke -50
narrow-minded -1000
pasty skin -20
dumb -50
too macho -100
pious -100
drunk -1000
addict -1000
self-righteous -1000
exhibitionist -10
northern irish/english/boston accent -10
think that covers it.
as for me…
short, petite brunette. brown eyes, 34-24-34 figure, and obviously not exactly picky.