Shagnasty and the Worst Anecdote in SDMB History

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Food Nazis Jess, calm kiwi, yosemite and even sven ... front and center

Here is one for you. This is 100% true. My wife’s friend since childhood, Suzie was out of a job and very depressed that she hadn’t had a date in over a year. My wife helped her by giving her a job at the booth at the Fancy Food show in NYC one summer. For some reason, one of my wife’s customers became fascinated with her at the show. He was an attractive, 35 year old man, and a multi-millionaire that established his own dessert manufacturing company that suplies restaurants all over the U.S. H…