Went to see Bulletproof Monk the other day (in my defense, I went to see A Mighty Wind, but it was sold out.
There was a trailer for “Shaolin Soccer,” in which six friends, trained in the ancient secrets of kung fu use their powers for good - on the soccer field.
I’ve already marked the date it gets released in the theaters.
I have this on DVD. It’s hilarious. However, I made the mistake of not splurging on the extended version, so I am missing a critical and very funny moment in the movie. I hope the version shown in theaters is the extended one.
By the way, what is the release date?
Oh god, I bought that movie about 6 months ago off of Amazon.com auctions. I’m glad its getting released in America because it might be one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.
Luckily for me, I collect awful movies.
Anyway, part of the charm of the Hong Kong version is the awful, and I mean awful spelling mistakes in the subtitles. Hopefully they include those unchanged.
Ah, Kurt Thomas, America’s golden boy denied his gold medal with Carter’s boycott of the 1980 Olympics. What better way to salvage his wounded pride than star in Gymkata?
(Man, that pommel horse in the middle of the Village of the Damned was the highlight of the movie. Well, that, and the uneven bars conveniently placed in the alleyway…)
Wha? For me, even with the awful subtitling this movie was funny as shit. I love Shaolin Soccer. I have no idea if my DVD is the extended version, because I think it’s probably a bootleg (it’s regionless, and I bought it off eBay after Miramax had already bought the U.S. rights).
Is there a song and dance number in your version? If so, then you’ve got yourself the EXTENDED VERSION.
(I don’t mean the “shoalin Kung fu OH YEAH” thing at the bar. I mean at the girl’s dumpling house, when everyone is overwhelmed by a passion for singing and dancing.)
This movie is totally The Bad News Bears on light acid and/or wuxia.
It has that same vaugely detached from reality perspective as those 70s Disney movies, like The Computer That Wore Tennis Shoes or those movies about the guy who kept being turned into a dog.
[spoiler]They win the tournament, become heroes (the two stars fall in love), and Shaolin becomes the big fad all over China.
As the camera pans out, everyone in the city is lifting cars, leaping into second-floor windows and catching multi-story piles of dishes. At the very end, a billboard over the square mentions the two heros have become the world champions of bowling.[/spoiler]