Share The Letter You Need To Send To Yourself

Dear Eddie,
She’s no damn good for you, she’ll lie to you, try and get whatever she wants from you, sic her lawyer on you for no reason. Let her go. Just have a good relationship with the kids and let her screw her own life up.

Eddie

Scumpup,
Chronic pain is going to be your constant companion for the whole rest of your life. You can continue to let it make you an ill-tempered, unpleasant bastard or you can overcome it. Once upon a time, people liked you and enjoyed being around you. People a lot worse off than you don’t act half as badly.
Scumpup

Dear TheMerchandise,

You do not need to buy another piece of clothing for the next year! I don’t care how great the sale is or what the occasion might be, you don’t need it!

Also, where is all this recent hostility concerning your mother coming from? She is batty, true, but she’s also a good woman who loves you and has always, always done her best for you. She doesn’t have a patient bone in her body… but you do. Just breathe deeply and deal with her.

Best wishes,
TheMerchandise