People, I know, are tired of threads being hijacked by people who just have to point out what Google Ads said based on what they were saying. I’m one of those people. This isn’t nearly as satisfying as sharing the news w/ the people in the thread itself- where the ad is visible and the topic which caused the ad shared in by those people- but why not try it out? Assuming we always have these ads, we can just keep threads like this going forever (like sequential thread threads- Son of a son of a Google said, anyone? )- in a pit thread on the ads, someone ventured that people will forever point out what Google ads said as long as we had them, and I’m willing to bet they’re right! So let’s try to do it in one of these?..
One thread I had, link here, I purposely influenced Google ads (I know, never again)- I brought up a couple for witchcraft items!, including one claiming to link to the ‘largest witch and pagan superstore’ :D.
On a recent GQ I started, link here, I asked about my nose and sinuses, and one ad says: “Addicted To Nasal Spray? Learn how Rhinostat can help you to break the habit without suffering”
That is the damn funniest thing!
Share yours, and try to tell people to share theirs here if they hijack a thread w/ one- and here’s a tip: to highlight and copy/paste the words of a google ad, click first on the space beneath the row of ads, then move the pointer up until you highlight your ad and probably several you don’t want, then paste it hear and delete the unwanted text.
Over in this thread about a guy who adores a girl he sees working at the deli at his local grocer- Google ads outlines different stages a desparate man could take:
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Aw hell, just buy one of these and have sex with it!
Oh great, and now Google has relinked to the nasal spray ad I copied verbatim (well what the hell did I expect?!), plus another one!, plus it combined ‘witchcraft’ with the mentions of love to come up with freakin’ LOVE SPELLS.
I’m lucky it didn’t link to an ad for magic cures to nasal ailments…
Funny thing was, right after my post in that thread the ads were all for meat slicers and deli supplies. I guess three uses of the word meat in one post was enough to influence the ads.
This thread shows what Google ads could be if they were super-smart: it has ads for diet pills and weight loss (were all talking about how much we weigh)- a smart ad would read all the responses and realize that it should sell us cupcakes :D.
And BTW, have you guys been referring anybody to this thread that’s hijacked any of the threads you’ve been to w/ google ad jokes? Or has that already died?
On this thread about Motorcycle racing: knee down there are delightful descriptions of racing a bike with your knee to the ground complete with Google ads on “Knee Replacement France: Fixed price surgery including door to door transport”
)- in a pit thread on the ads, someone ventured that people will forever point out what Google ads said as long as we had them, and I’m willing to bet they’re right! So let’s try to do it in one of these?..
