Share your favorite lines/quotes in the form of Soviet Russia

Inspired by this thread.

In Russia, you DO need thought control!

In Russia, marching bands take YOU into the city!

In Russia, oh, oh, oh, music listens to YOU!

In Russia, detectives watch YOU!

[simpsons]In Soviet Union… Revue watches yooooooou![/simpsons]

Joe

In Soviet Russia, what goes around comes around YOU!

In Soviet Russia, it is easier to get a camel through the eye of YOU!

You can have your new Zaporozhet automobile in whatever color you want as long as that color is black, Comrade.