You’re quite welcome.
Haha! That was me! I was the victim of the Disembodied Santa Head [Of Death]. It even got Threadspotted. Truly one of my greatest moments on SDMB. Also nice to read now, five years later. My brother’s grown a lot. 
I think this thread will win the award, but there was another one…The *Reefer Madness * thread, in which Seven boils down the plot in post #18. Pure genius.
My vote goes to cmyk’s DON’T Stump the Guy with Average Knowledge thread.
It was just so unpredictable which answers he would get and not get, and he was such a good sport about the whole thing. It was also funny to see the Braniac Dopers realize they were losing the game if they showed off their own smarts too much.
So I guess he lived.
Sweet! Thanks for that link… just sent him an e-mail, 'cause I want a copy of his book. 
As did I. Sadly, he is out of print copies and has been for a while. Just in case anyone else wants one.
I did ask if he’ll have any more any time in the future. He hasn’t answered me yet.
There was one thread a while back that I absolutely loved. I believe the OP had been on an interview and been asked what kind of animal he would like to be and why. He thought this a strange question and asked the Dopers what kind of animals they would be. Hilarity ensued. There was one post in particular that I still remember. Someone decided they’d like to be pubic lice and used the phrase “calling, calling softly from your underwear…” I couldn’t breathe for laughing.
Since you guy have mad SDMB search skillz, maybe you can clue me in on the whole **Autolycus ** and the ladle thing? I missed that one.
And speaking of Threadspotting, I give you Velma and The Cooler of Death.
Oh. Um…bit sorry now that I asked, considering I met said Doper at OrlanDope, and there are some things that…er, well.
Okay, thanks.
I think the title’s pretty funny. It reads like Frankenstein said it: “Would you shoot child? I no shoot child! I throw child down well! Fire bad! Arghh!”
I wonder how you pronounce “favoritef”.
YES! Muchos gracias.
Can you fart through your dick?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=504053&highlight=fart
What, doesn’t everybo…?
Thank you, thank you, for reanimating this beauty. Looking forward to hours of fun, exploring these.
MY question - in the last year there was a “your funniest joke” thread, which kinda got outa hand, as well as funnier and funnier, and finally a mod named something like Mrs Grundy stepped in and closed it. I searched awhile ago and couldn’t locate it. Do the mods have the power to VANISH a thread?
Dan
I have read most of these before (and they’re all still funny) but when re-viewing the Olestrathread I just realized/learned that the author of Penis Ensued is no longer posting. Aak. Anastasaeon, Please Come Home!
Since I linked to our Christmas tradition thread (12 years ago!), here’s our Thanksgiving tradition thread: Is Alice’s Restaurant a tradition for your Thanksgiving? After bumping it this year, I reread it and it is hilarious.